NO_APOSTRERFEES
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My self-summary
My name is Nolan. I read books, climb, shoot, yoga, martial arts, make music, help make music, camp, drink beer, engineer audio, etc., etc.

I'm often solitary, and always independent. Human connection is important, but so is my alone time. I'm more comfortable as a host than I am as a guest.

I like things like feminism and social justice, but I'm pretty misanthropic, so my expectations are pretty low.

Kids are fine and all, but I have no intention of reproducing. Ever. Sure, someone has to perpetuate the species(or not), but it won't be me.
What I’m doing with my life
Working like a dog for the man, going to school, tending to various personal projects.
I’m really good at
Not taking my own advice.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face is actually a landmine. My hands are pianos. My legs are made of lions.

If you're looking for beards, you had best look elsewhere. Upon seeing me shirtless, people usually take note of a massive torso-covering tattoo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books are neat. Some Camus, Zelazny, Joe Abercrombie, Jack London, Yukio Mishima, Velikovksy, Joseph Campbell.

Comics: X-Men, Revival.

Games: Mass Effect and Dark Souls, all day every day. I grew up on NES and SNES, so that's where the classics lie in my heart.

Movies: Mad Max (Road Warrior=Fury Road>Mad Max>Beyond Thunderdome), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Alien, Princess Mononoke, Les Yeux Sans Visage, The Raid, Nikita, Bloodsport, Snatch, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and Jaws.

I like my metal raw, gritty, and ugly. I prefer my rock to be of the post- variety. I like my punk heavy on the crust and maybe with a hint of black metal. The new Last.fm is garbage, but it's still the best representation of my musical tastes all in one place: http://www.last.fm/user/LOLHyenas

Let's not pretend I update this weekly(more like semi-annually), but the new jam of the week is Svalbard: https://svalbard.bandcamp.com/track/disparity
I listen to a wide variety, but my heart will always be in post-rock and hardcore.

TV: Venture Bros, Psych, Fresh Prince, X-Files, TWD, stuff.
The six things I could never do without
ProTools
Jalapenos
Pizza
Pragmatism

That actually covers it quite nicely.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why paint cats?

How does a swan eat a potato?

Does anyone get any of the references I made in this profile?
On a typical Friday night I am
EVERY DAY IS AN ADVENTURE. :|
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love a pyrrhic victory.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/blahblahsteak Chose my username.
You should message me if
You can rip a phonebook in half with your eyelids.
You read every profile from bottom to top.
You actually read my profile.
You are actually interested in meeting.
You're interested in jolly musical cooperation.
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