My kids are my life. I share custody so I have half the time to make plans, live it up, and sometimes just relax. I am independent almost to a fault. I love adventure.....bungee jumping, mud wrestling, a good water balloon toss, cliff jumping into rivers/lakes. I love staying in as much as I love going out.
Don't message me if you are married, have an open relationship or don't like kids. I am not going to hook up with you so don't message me if that is your intention. Save your mack daddy lines and want to be clever repartee for someone else :)
The two things I find sexy about a man are the way he carries himself (confidence, demeanor, charisma, kindness, humor & communication) and his voice. Also, I am a big fan of voluptuous lips, hands and amazing massages. I am a sucker for dimples, braces and a clean shaven face. I love scruffy faces to but can rarely resist touching a soft, fresh shaven face.
Honestly? Dimples and humor get me every time.
* if you aren't funny
* if you use any drugs/smoke
* if you have a photo of your abs but not your face
* if you are married, or have an "open" relationship
* if you are often called passive agressive
* if you spend more than you make (i am debt free)
* if you are selfish, a liar, a cheater or generally unkind
* If you are looking for casual sex, don't message me unless you're hot. KIDDING....don't.
My faith and my kids come first and I have a very busy life. So if you are co-dependant and needy, do us both a favor, don't message me.
Cooking (and eating)
Movies? Favs are Tombstone, Braveheart, Gone with the Wind, Hangover, The Butler, The Help. I mainly watch documentaries on food, GMO's, factory farms, etc....
Favorite broadway show is WICKED.
Music? Country, Rock, Old School but I like most music.
Food? Comfort food, fresh grown in the garden food, Italian and Thai (I have finally graduated to a #2 on the Thai heat scale! BOOM! Making progress).
I love cooking and being cooked for :) I am a fantastic dish washer so if you cook....it just might be the way to my heart.
Intimacy (especially kissing)
Why we don't teach nutrition and the actual health benefits of whole foods in schools. And how I got blessed with such great kids.
You can enjoy some Dom at a gala and Coors Light while dirt bike riding or tailgating after softball
You love yellow (actually this has no relevance)
You sing karaoke (even poorly - ok this doesn't matter either)
Reading any part of this made you laugh out loud (LOUD not a hearty chuckle)
You don't take yourself or life to seriously
Any of the above will suffice