Don't be the shirtless dude...
This is long are you ready....?
No sense makes sense.
You probably can't handle me.
Originally from Chicago. I packed up and drove out here Nov 2010. I love it here..
Video games. (I'll own you in Battlefront)
I love outdoor activities but also like staying in cuddling and watching a movie.
I'm pretty much down for whatever.
I also LOVE random adventures. Spontaneity FTW.
I'm sarcastic as hell.
I have an inappropriate sense of humor....
And I'm obsessed with the moon.
I am very affectionate and love cuddling. If you are not the same I can tell you this relationship isn't going to work.
Also no offense but vegans and vegetarians.....NO...just NO. If we can't eat dead things together this also will not work.
Pretty much in that that order.
People think I'm way more wild than I actually am. I just look fun and colorful. It's all a lie.
I actually have no fucking clue.... you tell me.
"You are one of the most genuine and good hearted people I've ever met..." -an ex said recently.....JUST SAYING..... *humble brag* .....I'm fucking nice.
As far as music goes I'm all over the place....I love classic rock and metal. I'm obessed with Pink Floyd and Sting. I go from that to Emmure to Grimes to In This Moment to Enya to Pantera. But I can pretty much get into ALMOST anything I listen to. Except for most country and hip hop...holy shit hip hop is TERRIBLE.
I. LOVE. FOOD.
I wish I had the patience to read....I just don't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I like a lot of shows....
I guess I pretty much just like almost everything... so.....alright...
Why LA folk can't drive when a little bit of water falls from the sky.
I'm simply baffled.
On a few occasions now I've been told my photos don't do me justice....which makes me wonder... So I guess ignore my pics cuz that's apparently not legit.
Also I may or may not keep mustard packets in my purse.... I've been in way too many situations where I need it and its not available...
Uncircumcised penises scare me as well....is that too much? Sorry....it's true.
IF YOU'RE NOT A FUCK BOY. Which is like 98% of you so ya'll can click the back button now. 😉
Girls: If you're a femme or a bit tomboyish but still a little girly.
If you're actually interested in getting to know me? Like as a person? Like...as in 2 grown ups communicating? It's actually a pretty easy concept if you need I can explain how it works....
If you don't smoke cigarettes. Seriously. I quit.. and I don't want to date someone who smokes unless its an occasional thing. (Sorry attractive smokers)
Not a a big fan of drugs either. But weed is always cool. So if you are doing anything beyond weed sorry... but....I'm just not interested in any of that nonsense. Call me a party pooper. Just not into it.
If you're a night person. I work flexible hours and stay up late so to have someone on some sort of similar schedule like that would be ideal....
If you don't take life too seriously and like to just enjoy living. Getting excited about the little things and laughing a lot.
If you don't wear a watch. I don't get why people still wear them?! God that annoys me. Actually men wearing any jewerly is pretty upsetting to me..
...I'm half kidding.