LPMoon
27 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
NO COUPLES

This is long are you ready....?
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No sense makes sense.

You probably can't handle me.

Originally from Chicago. I packed up and drove out here Nov 2010. I love it here..
Music.
Art.
Sewing.
Video games. (I'll own you in Battlefront)
Golf.
I'm strange.
I'm nerdy.
I love outdoor activities but also like staying in cuddling and watching a movie.
I'm pretty much down for whatever.
I also LOVE random adventures. Spontaneity FTW.
I'm sarcastic as hell.
I have an inappropriate sense of humor....
And I'm obsessed with the moon.

I am very affectionate and love cuddling. If you are not the same I can tell you this relationship isn't going to work.

Also no offense but vegans and vegetarians.....NO...just NO. If we can't eat dead things together this also will not work.
What I’m doing with my life
Peeing on people.

I have a costco membership so....you know... I'm a grown up...
I’m really good at
Making an ass out of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ass.
Tattoos.
Eyes.

Pretty much in that that order.

People think I'm way more wild than I actually am. I just look fun and colorful. It's all a lie.
I actually have no fucking clue.... you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Labyrinth, The Big Lebowski, Club Dread, Star Wars, Almost Famous, Into The Wild, The Mighty to name a few... Love horror and comedy.

As far as music goes I'm all over the place....I love classic rock and metal. I'm obessed with Pink Floyd and Sting. I go from that to Emmure to Grimes to In This Moment to Enya to Pantera. But I can pretty much get into ALMOST anything I listen to. Except for most country and hip hop...holy shit hip hop is TERRIBLE.

I. LOVE. FOOD.

I wish I had the patience to read....I just don't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I like a lot of shows....

I guess I pretty much just like almost everything... so.....alright...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space. Aliens. Conspiracy theories. When the world is going to end. Panicking about my existence and how all of our lives our pointless. Alternate dimensions. Weird things people probably don't usually think about.

Why LA folk can't drive when a little bit of water falls from the sky.

I'm simply baffled.

On a few occasions now I've been told my photos don't do me justice....which makes me wonder... So I guess ignore my pics cuz that's apparently not legit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Vodka.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I burp, I fart, and I talk about poop...I'm not the classiest broad... And I'm not ashamed. If I end up dating you you're gonna find out regardless so might as well just be honest. Handle it or get out.

Also I may or may not keep mustard packets in my purse.... I've been in way too many situations where I need it and its not available...
You should message me if
Guys: You MUST have facial hair....that's just my thing. Chest hair doesn't hurt either. (Guys stop trimming/waxing your chest hair. Be a fucking man.)
Uncircumcised penises scare me as well....is that too much? Sorry....it's true.

Girls: If you're a femme or a bit tomboyish but still a little girly.

If you're actually interested in getting to know me? Like as a person? Like...as in 2 grown ups communicating? It's actually a pretty easy concept if you need I can explain how it works....

If you don't smoke cigarettes or do drugs (weed doesn't count) Just not interested in being around any of that.

If you're a night person. I work flexible hours and stay up late so to have someone on some sort of similar schedule like that would be ideal....

If you don't take life too seriously and like to just enjoy living. Getting excited about the little things and laughing a lot.

If you don't wear a watch. I don't get why people still wear them?! God that annoys me. Actually men wearing any jewerly is pretty upsetting to me..
...I'm half kidding.
..But seriously...
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