Apparently I’m supposed to address these four points in order to be successful here and not waste my time.
1) List my hobbies – punching babies, removing the whiskers from kittens, and teasing the handicapped.
2) Express my goals – obtain my GED so I can be promoted to into lower level management. KFC has a very strict policy on this.
3) Mention what makes me unique – I have three testicles and one of them is a weird orange color.
4) Taste in music – It’s a toss-up between the Worthless Peons and Gary & the Tone Rangers.
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