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My self-summary
I'm a playwright. I'm really passionate about theater, and can't imagine a relationship with someone who doesn't care strongly about some kind of art (doesn't have to be theater.)

Above all else, I love to laugh. And I love people who can make me laugh my ass off. Those people tend to be smart, quick-witted, good with words, and irreverent.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a playwright living in Washington Heights. (Until October 1 -- then Crown Heights!)

I'm originally from Phoenix, then lived in Providence for seven years, and moved to New York City in 2011.

I fill my time with theater stuff: acting, writing, going to shows.

To pay the bills, I bartend. I've had some cicerone training and am pretty obsessed with beer.

I have two dogs, Betty and Barney. I adopted them from a shelter in 2013. They're Shih Tzu mutts and I absolutely adore them.
I’m really good at
Sleeping in (that's where I'm a viking!), staying up late and getting others to stay up late, good conversation, spelling, grammar, improving awkward situations, improv comedy (four years of it in college) Scrabble, Taboo, Erotic Photohunt, charades, cheering people up, staying calm in chaotic situations, talking to my dogs in a ridiculous voice, mimicking, drinking absurdly large beverages
The first things people usually notice about me
"You're tall."

Also, I'm usually carrying an enormous iced coffee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Nabokov, Roberto Bolano, Tennessee Williams, Thomas Pynchon, Caryl Churchill, Joan Didion

Movies: Sunset Boulevard, Days of Heaven, Vertigo, Blue Velvet, Waiting for Guffman, Best In Show, Groundhog Day, Persona, All About Eve, Fargo, The Lives of Others, Miller's Crossing, Wet Hot American Summer, Tommy Boy

Shows: Twin Peaks, Louie, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, The Golden Girls, Absolutely Fabulous, Archer, Fargo, Broad City

Music: Bob Dylan, Fleetwood Mac, Tom Waits, Beck, Talking Heads, Radiohead, R.E.M., Fiona Apple, Courtney Barnett

Food: Anything, pretty much. Except pickles, mustard, olives....anything brined.
The six things I could never do without
sunshine (I'm from Phoenix)
something to look forward to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't bike. I can, but I don't. Pretty certain that if I tried to bike in New York City I would be killed immediately.
You should message me if
smart, funny, passionate about the arts, tallish, good conversationalist, kind decent human being