As for my Slut Test results... Hell I don't know what to say. I'm a little surprised, but please don't hold it against me. According to OkCupid, I have been averaged against almost a million and a half people, and 60% of them are virgins. So, taking that into consiteration... yea, I guess I would be pretty slutty comparativly.
So why am I on a dating site if I am married? I wasn't when I signed up, I was still single back then. I've had enough fun on this site that I don't see why not to keep up the profile, right? Besides, I like my quizzes, and I like how people respond to my own quizzes.
I am pretty, oh so pretty, laid back, and obvious
What am I doing. Well. I work in a lab. I also teach classes. When I'm not doing all of this... well, mostly I'm sleeping from exhaustion. On occasion tho, I get to take a day or two, relax, and hang out with a couple of friends.
I quit smoking for a year and a half, but fell off the wagon. I'm trying ecigs to cut down right now.
I was a bit of a wunderkind. Now though, I'm no longer a kid, so my mind isn't perhaps quite so surprisingly impressive, comparatively. I suppose that I'm still adjusting to that. Or maybe it's adjusting to growing up. Damnfino.
My weight. I'm fat. I don't need your goddamn sympathy.
Next thing is the personality. In every group setting, there is The Kramer. Whether you like Seinfeld or no, you know what I'm talking about. That weird friend that everyone has (and you may not like to admit it, but you know who I mean). Well I'm the Kramer. I come up with strange topics of conversation (would you rather be in a boxing ring with Ghandi or Steven Hawking? Or the classical discussions of homo-eroticism of 80's cartoons), tell funny jokes, and like to think that i help make life a little bit more interesting and enjoyable. The only annoying thing about this is that when I try to be serious, people tend to take me less than seriously.
(b) Labyrinth, Triplets of Bellville, Goodbye Lenin, Terminator 1&2 (not 3), Phantasm series, Back to the Future, Milo and the Phantom Tollbooth, etc.
(c) Never owned a radio, so I don't really listen to much. When I do, it's mostly 80's stuff, pop and metal. Pink Flloyd. Guns N Roses. 80's Madonna. Lapuer. 80's Michael Jackson (don't laugh- you know you like it too).
(d) Italian, Chinese (atheist or no atheist, I'm a New York Jew, damn it), Sushi, heck who am I kidding? Most foods. I love trying new foods too.
2. Air Conditioning (I'm hairy. It's very important to me)
5. An at least somewhat clean home
6. A place to go for privacy.
7. (yea, it says six, but does anyone actually count?) The ability to, on occasion at least, even with something small and insignificant, be able to waste something. It's my opinion that the luxury of frivolty is something that aids in keeping mental homeostasis.