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My self-summary
Hi! I'm a tall organic chemist and currently both working and attending CCNY. Er...I feel like a complete idiot typing this. I guess that's okay- everyone else does too...right? I'm just a nice stable guy. I like doing fun things like travelling, watching movies, going out with friends. I appreciate the wonder that is known as Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. I don't like crazy dramatic bullshit, to be blunt. I have had enough adventures in my life that I just really want some fun. I grew up poor, so I can be a little resentful sometimes about people who grew up with lots of money, but don't hold it against someone, more just envy them. I'm also told by many people that I'm funny. I like to think so. I also love Tchaikovsky.

As for my Slut Test results... Hell I don't know what to say. I'm a little surprised, but please don't hold it against me. According to OkCupid, I have been averaged against almost a million and a half people, and 60% of them are virgins. So, taking that into consiteration... yea, I guess I would be pretty slutty comparativly.

So why am I on a dating site if I am married? I wasn't when I signed up, I was still single back then. I've had enough fun on this site that I don't see why not to keep up the profile, right? Besides, I like my quizzes, and I like how people respond to my own quizzes.

I am pretty, oh so pretty, laid back, and obvious
What I’m doing with my life
Working on my PhD now (have been the last four years- seriously needed to update this profile) Then I dunno. Maybe build a money bin like Uncle Scrooge. I play video games. I'm a gamer, but don't go onto message boards and don't have the money to spend to be a nutzo. I just like the games.

What am I doing. Well. I work in a lab. I also teach classes. When I'm not doing all of this... well, mostly I'm sleeping from exhaustion. On occasion tho, I get to take a day or two, relax, and hang out with a couple of friends.

I quit smoking for a year and a half, but fell off the wagon. I'm trying ecigs to cut down right now.

I was a bit of a wunderkind. Now though, I'm no longer a kid, so my mind isn't perhaps quite so surprisingly impressive, comparatively. I suppose that I'm still adjusting to that. Or maybe it's adjusting to growing up. Damnfino.
I’m really good at
Math. Science. Logic. I'm good at looking at complex things and simplifying them. Similarly, when people have big grandiose scemes, I'm the one who points out the little things that were overlooked that once mentioned seem obvious. I am NOT a know-it-all. I like knowing a little about a lot of things, but I don't pretend mastery of anything. I just like to know enough about things to know how to properly use them. (this artform is also known as bullshittery) I am, however, an awesome cook and love doing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I'm 6'4". Before you ask, no I don't play basketball. I never cared for most sports, although I used to fence.

My weight. I'm fat. I don't need your goddamn sympathy.

Next thing is the personality. In every group setting, there is The Kramer. Whether you like Seinfeld or no, you know what I'm talking about. That weird friend that everyone has (and you may not like to admit it, but you know who I mean). Well I'm the Kramer. I come up with strange topics of conversation (would you rather be in a boxing ring with Ghandi or Steven Hawking? Or the classical discussions of homo-eroticism of 80's cartoons), tell funny jokes, and like to think that i help make life a little bit more interesting and enjoyable. The only annoying thing about this is that when I try to be serious, people tend to take me less than seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) Tripods, Roald Dahl books, old Sci-Fi (non-space opera, and only the kind which involves genuine thinking. I'm a 4th gen Fan, I only read the good stuff, and you won't generally find me at Cons), occasional history, Mysteries- mostly the historical kind, Milo and the Phantom Tollbooth, Gaimen, Moore, Alan Gordon... Hell, I read a lot.
(b) Labyrinth, Triplets of Bellville, Goodbye Lenin, Terminator 1&2 (not 3), Phantasm series, Back to the Future, Milo and the Phantom Tollbooth, etc.
(c) Never owned a radio, so I don't really listen to much. When I do, it's mostly 80's stuff, pop and metal. Pink Flloyd. Guns N Roses. 80's Madonna. Lapuer. 80's Michael Jackson (don't laugh- you know you like it too).
(d) Italian, Chinese (atheist or no atheist, I'm a New York Jew, damn it), Sushi, heck who am I kidding? Most foods. I love trying new foods too.
The six things I could never do without
1. Toilet Paper
2. Air Conditioning (I'm hairy. It's very important to me)
3. Books
4. Friends
5. An at least somewhat clean home
6. A place to go for privacy.
7. (yea, it says six, but does anyone actually count?) The ability to, on occasion at least, even with something small and insignificant, be able to waste something. It's my opinion that the luxury of frivolty is something that aids in keeping mental homeostasis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Money. Existence of god. Travelling. What the fuck I'm going to do with my life. Why is it taking me so long to graduate when everyone else I know already has, and my grades aren't bad. How come people I know who just went and got jobs seem so happy? How come I have such trouble getting a job? Why does the mailman not deliver my package but just leaves the little note so I have to go to the post office and not even bother to see it I'm home? I mean, if it's such trouble to actually bring it to my door, couldn't he just ring my bell and I'll come downstairs and pick it up? Do I want to stay in the states or move. I miss smoking. When did I start feeling so old? Why don't I have fun like everyone else? Why don't I have money like everyone else? Why am I so bad at meeting people? Why am I not doing drugs? Why am I the only one I know who isn't in some therapy or another or taking any mind-altering drugs?
On a typical Friday night I am
At home watching a movie, chatting with friends on the web. Occasionally on warmer nights, go out to the middle of the park by my house and practising my Didjeridoo or didjeridu (long story behind that but it's pretty funny) because I don't want to drive my neighbors nuts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like sneaking out in the middle of the night, then standing on my head in a kiddie pool filled with kool-aid and singing Modern Major General in a voice squeaky with helium. Seriously, I can't think of anything worthy of putting in here.
You should message me if
PpPpPpPpPp damnfino. I guess if you are vaguely curious to do so. And if you enjoy the divine splendor and really appreciate the subtlte wonder that is known as Harold and Kumar.