31 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
So, Cupid, you little sod. Put me on the spot.

~rubs hands together~

Who the Devil am I? If you happen to know how Descartes wangled the luxury of a few decades answering the pertinent question, shoot me a message. I have a hunch that the secret lies in the ability to switch off a Furby, or similar existential triumphs... ~grins~

There is nothing sexier to me than a good vocabulary and a great big sprawling smile.

If there's nothing sexier to you than a British accent, we're going to get along just swimmingly...

Three things I believe in:
• Undivided presence
• That supermarkets house all manner of unbridled adventures
• The unscrupulous use of the word 'fuck' and all of its derivatives
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to entice you with my OKCupid profile? Here, kitty kitty... ~curls finger invitingly~

Also? Writing, helping others to write, splitting time between California and the UK.
I’m really good at
Mental foreplay. Putting you at ease on the first date. Apparently, being a touch enigmatic. Wielding a riding crop, when asked very, very nicely. Peppering stories with filthy language.

I'm really not good at:
Being on time.

This is a wholly altruistic move on my part. You see, I am so extraordinarily gifted with time management skills that I could actually tell you the precise second of the day just by sticking my finger into the wind. For some reason, women go ga-ga for that warm feeling of prioritisation and value that comes from having their date actually turn up on time. This inevitably causes swooning and tampers with the delicate balance of a woman's brain. Rather than capitalise on this unfair advantage, I choose to move valiantly through life as some kind of fugitive sundial whisperer, gallantly vowing to run fifteen minutes late to all events for as long as I live.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Anything with a filthy guitar lick. Let's go get all coy somewhere with loud music and a sticky floor.
The six things I could never do without
Eye contact, integrity, curiosity, forward momentum, empathy, chocolate chip pancakes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to take a private moment to dance in restroom stalls when I'm out at a bar. If I'm gone for 10 minutes, you can guarantee I'm momentarily grinding the stall door. Enjoy that image.
You should message me if
Definitely message me if:
• You are secure, sexy and exquisitely intelligent
• You are as fun as fuck and sharp as a tack
• You love to be present
• You are real, you've got soul
• You are spiritual / into growth
• You are deliciously witty/seductive and can keep me on my toes
• You can also do open, intimate and vulnerable when needed
• You're a giver
• You ask tons of questions
• You are unapologetically romantic

Extra special points if:
• You can capture my attention with your energy
• You can keep my attention with your integrity