~rubs hands together~
Who the Devil am I? If you happen to know how Descartes wangled the luxury of a few decades answering the pertinent question, shoot me a message. I have a hunch that the secret to all of lies in the ability to switch off a Furby, or similar existential triumphs... ~grins~
There is nothing sexier to me than a good vocabulary, a really thoughtful heart, and a great big sprawling smile. If there's nothing sexier to you than all of that + a British accent, we're going to blow the roof off this thing.
Two things I believe in:
• Undivided presence
• The unscrupulous use of the word 'fuck' and all of its derivatives
Also? Writing. Helping others to write. Being in really good relationships. Helping others to be in really good relationships. Splitting time between the UK and California.
I'm really not good at:
Being on time.
This is a wholly altruistic move on my part: I could actually tell you the precise second of the day just by ramming my finger into the wind. This spectacular talent has been known to tamper with the delicate balance of a woman's brain. Rather than capitalise on this unfair advantage and risk mass swooning, I choose to move valiantly through life as some kind of fugitive sundial whisperer - gallantly vowing to run fifteen minutes late to all events for as long as I live.
2. Congruence between words and actions
3. The ability to see the adventure in every. little. damn. thing.
4. Autonomy and intimacy
5. Mindblowing lust that has the potential to become mindblowing love
6. Long, deep, enthralling conversation
• You are secure, sensual and exquisitely intelligent
• You radiate positivity
• You are as fun as fuck and sharp as a tack
• You are unapologetically romantic
• Your filthy mouth could make a sailor blush
• You know how to do open, intimate and vulnerable
• You love who you are and are completely unafraid to love others
• You have unquenchable curiosity
• You feel genuinely compelled to message me and can't put your finger on why
Extra special bonus points if:
• You are a spiritual sort
• You want to get offline and look into each other's eyes for a few hours
We probably won't gel if:
• You're looking for casual/sporadic encounters. I'll happily be your wingwoman, but consistency and substance win out over hookups for me every time.
• You proudly identify as a #bitch/diva. That just ain't my jam, baby.