31 Santa Rosa, United States
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My self-summary
So, Cupid, you little sod. Put me on the spot.

~rubs hands together~

Who the Devil am I? If you happen to know how Descartes wangled the luxury of a few decades answering the pertinent question, shoot me a message. I have a hunch that the secret to all of lies in the ability to switch off a Furby, or similar existential triumphs... ~grins~

There is nothing sexier to me than a good vocabulary, a really thoughtful heart, and a great big sprawling smile. If there's nothing sexier to you than all of that + a British accent, we're going to blow the roof off this thing.

Two things I believe in:
• Undivided presence
• The unscrupulous use of the word 'fuck' and all of its derivatives
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to entice you with my OKCupid profile? Here, kitty kitty... ~curls finger invitingly~

Also? Writing. Helping others to write. Being in really good relationships. Helping others to be in really good relationships. Splitting time between the UK and California.
I’m really good at
Eye contact. Mental foreplay. Putting you at ease on the first date. Apparently, being simultaneously warm and a touch enigmatic. Forward momentum. Wielding a riding crop, when asked very, very nicely. Peppering stories with filthy language.

I'm really not good at:
Being on time.

This is a wholly altruistic move on my part: I could actually tell you the precise second of the day just by ramming my finger into the wind. This spectacular talent has been known to tamper with the delicate balance of a woman's brain. Rather than capitalise on this unfair advantage and risk mass swooning, I choose to move valiantly through life as some kind of fugitive sundial whisperer - gallantly vowing to run fifteen minutes late to all events for as long as I live.

You're welcome.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Anything with a filthy guitar lick. Let's go get all coy somewhere with loud music and a sticky floor.
The six things I could never do without
1. Eye contact
2. Congruence between words and actions
3. The ability to see the adventure in every. little. damn. thing.
4. Autonomy and intimacy
5. Mindblowing lust that has the potential to become mindblowing love
6. Long, deep, enthralling conversation
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to take a private moment to dance in restroom stalls when I'm out at a bar. If I'm gone for 10 minutes, you can guarantee I'm momentarily grinding the stall door. Enjoy that image.
You should message me if
Any of the following apply:
• You are secure, sensual and exquisitely intelligent
• You radiate positivity
• You are as fun as fuck and sharp as a tack
• You are unapologetically romantic
• Your filthy mouth could make a sailor blush
• You know how to do open, intimate and vulnerable
• You love who you are and are completely unafraid to love others
• You have unquenchable curiosity
• You feel genuinely compelled to message me and can't put your finger on why

Extra special bonus points if:
• You are a spiritual sort
• You want to get offline and look into each other's eyes for a few hours

We probably won't gel if:
• You're looking for casual/sporadic encounters. I'll happily be your wingwoman, but consistency and substance win out over hookups for me every time.
• You proudly identify as a #bitch/diva. That just ain't my jam, baby.