29 Gainesville, United States
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My self-summary
"He had methods that seemed incredible for someone like him, taciturn and thin and dressed like an old man from another time. He had two advantages working in his favor, however. One was an unerring eye that promptly spotted the woman, even in a crowd, who was waiting for him, though even then he courted her with caution, for he felt that nothing was more embarrassing or more demeaning than a refusal. The other was that women identified him as a solitary man in need of love, a street beggar as humble as a whipped dog, who made them yield without conditions, without asking him for anything, without hoping for anything from him except the tranquility of knowing they had done him a favor."

I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big dick.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to decide between the fun of mechanical engineering and the exciting life of accounting. But mostly watching T.V and annoyingly analyzing everything.
I’m really good at
Looking good and being awesome. Seriously though, my fashion game is on point. I am a vain man.
The first things people usually notice about me
When I lived in Seoul, a random guy walked up to me and told me that I have really pretty eyes. Uncomfortable, but also very flattering.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of non fiction, my favorite being the autobiography of Ulysess Grant, most underrated president of all time. I've been reading a lot more fiction lately and I've fallen in love with Gabriel Garcia Márquez. One Hundred Years of Solitude is the best book I've read in years.

I listen to a lot of different types of music, Kendrick Lamar, Yeezus, J. Cole, Janelle Monae, The Smiths, Hard Fi, Stars, The xx, Adele, Modest Mouse, Death Cab for Cutie, Curtis Mayfield, Sam Cooke, and A$AP Rocky to name a few.

My favorite show is Parks and Rec (I would marry Leslie Knope), followed by Community and 30 Rock. I would totally watch Queen of Jordan if they made that into a real, fake reality t.v show, especially if her meth addicted nephew will be on it. Not getting that reference is one of my 'Oh no no's'. The other one is not knowing who Ginuwine is.

I've been watching a lot of old Deniro lately, and that is one of the best decisions I've ever made. I loved Raging Bull and Taxi Driver. I also watch a lot of Korean thrillers, the best being The Chaser and The Yellow Sea.

I also have an encyclopedic knowledge of Paul Rudd movies. I honestly don't know how that happened.
The six things I could never do without
1. The internet. I would die fast in a post apocalyptic world.
2. My sisters
3. Breakfast foods. I eat bacon like Ron Swanson
4. Music
5. Mary Jane
6. Fruity Pebbles. I'm lactose intolerant, but they taunt me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why every show I enjoy gets cancelled.

How to escape Gainesville.

Brazil or Algeria?

The weird man crush I have on Javier Bardem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Yelling at the moon, it thinks It's better than us.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried while watching 27 dresses and I am an avid reader of Buffy fanfiction (don't look at me like that).
You should message me if
If you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, or if you want to help me write a screenplay based on Albert Camus' "The Plague". Hanging out and smoking is also cool too.