I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big dick.
I like a bunch of different types of music, but lately it's been a lot of Chance the Rapper, Childish Gambino (Donald Glover is the best), Stars, Hard Fi, Modest Mouse,
I am a tv and film connoisseur. My favorite shows are Atlanta, Community, Mr Robot, Westworld, Rick and Morty, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Man Seeking Woman, Parks and Rec (I would marry Leslie Knope), and 30 Rock. I would totally watch Queen of Jordan if they made that into a real, fake reality t.v show, especially if her meth addicted nephew will be on it. Not getting that reference is one of my 'Oh no no's'. The other one is not knowing who Ginuwine is.
I've been working my way through the imdb top 100, but it is rough going. I love Korean thrillers, The Chaser, The Yellow Sea, The Wailing, I Saw the Devil and Train to Busan are my favorites.
I also have an encyclopedic knowledge of Paul Rudd movies. I honestly don't know how that happened.
2. Money. It's why I'm always pulling OTE. I love money.
3. Breakfast foods. I ate breakfast for every meal one week. I'm like Ron Swanson around bacon.
5. Mary Jane
6. Fruity Pebbles. I'm lactose intolerant, but they taunt me.
How to escape Gainesville.
Is Ted Cruz really just three kids in a trench coat?
The weird man crush I have on Javier Bardem.