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My self-summary
"He had methods that seemed incredible for someone like him, taciturn and thin and dressed like an old man from another time. He had two advantages working in his favor, however. One was an unerring eye that promptly spotted the woman, even in a crowd, who was waiting for him, though even then he courted her with caution, for he felt that nothing was more embarrassing or more demeaning than a refusal. The other was that women identified him as a solitary man in need of love, a street beggar as humble as a whipped dog, who made them yield without conditions, without asking him for anything, without hoping for anything from him except the tranquility of knowing they had done him a favor."

I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big dick.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to decide between the fun of mechanical engineering and the exciting life of accounting. But mostly watching T.V and annoyingly analyzing everything.
I’m really good at
Looking good. Seriously, I look damn good.
The first things people usually notice about me
When I lived in Seoul, a random guy walked up to me and told me that I have really pretty eyes. Uncomfortable, but also very flattering.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book of all time is Gabriel Garcia Márquez's "One Hundred Years of Solitude". I just started reading it again, and it is beautiful. I also love Cormac McCarthy,

I like a bunch of different types of music, but lately it's been a lot of Chance the Rapper, Childish Gambino (Donald Glover is the best), Stars, Hard Fi, Modest Mouse,

I am a tv and film connoisseur. My favorite shows are Atlanta, Community, Mr Robot, Westworld, Rick and Morty, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Man Seeking Woman, Parks and Rec (I would marry Leslie Knope), and 30 Rock. I would totally watch Queen of Jordan if they made that into a real, fake reality t.v show, especially if her meth addicted nephew will be on it. Not getting that reference is one of my 'Oh no no's'. The other one is not knowing who Ginuwine is.

I've been working my way through the imdb top 100, but it is rough going. I love Korean thrillers, The Chaser, The Yellow Sea, The Wailing, I Saw the Devil and Train to Busan are my favorites.

I also have an encyclopedic knowledge of Paul Rudd movies. I honestly don't know how that happened.
Six things I could never do without
1. The internet. I would die fast in a post apocalyptic world.
2. Money. It's why I'm always pulling OTE. I love money.
3. Breakfast foods. I ate breakfast for every meal one week. I'm like Ron Swanson around bacon.
4. Music
5. Mary Jane
6. Fruity Pebbles. I'm lactose intolerant, but they taunt me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why every show I enjoy gets cancelled.

How to escape Gainesville.

Is Ted Cruz really just three kids in a trench coat?

The weird man crush I have on Javier Bardem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Measuring trees.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried while watching 27 dresses and I am an avid reader of Buffy fanfiction (don't look at me like that).
You should message me if
If you like Piña Coladas, and getting caught in the rain, or if you want to help me make a graphic novel based on Roberto Bolano's "Police Rat". It will be like a gritty, noir Ratatouille. Hanging out and smoking is also cool too.
The two of us