29Falls Church, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a geeky, athletic, kinky, open-minded young professional in the Court House area. I love keeping active and fit, bar tending at parties and crafting new drinks, I'm obsessed with music and internet radio. And donuts. Dungeons and Dragons is my nerdy drug of choice lately.

I am in an open relationship and seeking partners who are comfortable with that, or who are looking for the same. I realize this might not be for everyone, so I prefer to be upfront about it. And of course I keep everything above board, so if you wish to verify with my lady friend then I won't take offense.
What I’m doing with my life
Typical DC gov't contractor with something of a double life. I feel fortunate to have a strong circle of friends with varying interests. I'm bored when I'm not learning about something, so in the past year or so I've been into strength training (5x5 partners are more than welcome), rope (and my other kinky interests), playing and DM'ing for Dungeons & Dragons 5e, and podcasting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm an ape-descended life form so amazingly primitive that I still
think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. Also the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I absolutely love finding new music, so please feel free to pass your favorites on to me. I listen to virtually every new album as I'm able to - especially ones which get a writeup in my favorite music blogs. My favorite genres are hip hop, post/alt/indie/folk rock, and electronic.

I follow Rick and Morty, Steven Universe, Kimmy Schmidt, Orphan Black, Game of Thrones, and Bob's Burgers. I tried to watch Attack on Titan, but I'm not enough of an emotional masochist. Even GoT is gentler.

My favorite film is Conan the Barbarian. The one with Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm just throwing that out there. Also love Groundhogs Day, Moonrise Kingdom, Roman Holiday, and The Incredibles.

Currently reading Name of the Wind, also into the GoT series. My favorite novel is The Razor's Edge by W. Somerset Maugham. Of course I love Douglas Adams.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Donut adventures and J Dilla.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going on a donut adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like milk on my cereal. Or pandas. Not pandas on my cereal - pandas in general. Don't get me started...

I have four working DS/3DS consoles, mostly for the purpose of transferring Pokemon.
You should message me if
If you know you're a good catch. If you're comfortable with open relationships and non-monogamy. If you want something new, maybe something kinky. If you want to join Adventure Club or join in game nights. And most of all, if you just want to enjoy yourself with someone who will respect you and be honest with you.
The two of us