I believe life is too important to take seriously. Laughter, especially that of the people I care about, is my favorite sound.
My friends are like family to me- I grew up as an only child, and have adopted brothers and sisters as I've gone through life. I have a very close relationship with my family, and my greatest wish would be to move everybody into the same town so I could be with all of them all the time.
Since I can't hunt for ancient artifacts and fight Nazis for a living, I've had to make do with other jobs. I have worked as a teacher, a stadium vendor, a telemarketer, a retail trog, a "contractor relations rep" for a repossession company, and a parking valet. My goal is currently to get my teaching credential renewed and go back into education. Teaching has been the most rewarding job I've ever done, and I realized recently that education is my intended place in the universe.
I am witty, upbeat, and a bon vivant.
-Hitting the gym- hey, it deserves it!
-Scheming to get my friends to move to southern California
-Relearning the ropes of teaching
-Learning to rein in my animal magnetism
I've been told by friends that I'm the most "stand-up" guy they know. It's the greatest compliment I have ever received.
Making my friends laugh.
Giving my friends a hard time (usually as a way to make them laugh).
Critical analysis- of movies, novels, political theories, scotch whiskys, you name it, I can analyze it.
Also, I make a truly killer shrimp pasta.
I've also been told I have nice eyes.
Failing that, it would have to be my devastating force of personality and devilish charm.
Movies: Star Wars (the original trilogy), The Blues Brothers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Yojimbo, Persepolis, Gettysburg, Iron Man, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Blade Runner, AVATAR, and again I could keep going.
Music: Carbon Leaf, Gaelic Storm, Metallica, Lorena McKennit, Dispatch, ZZ Top, Eric Clapton, the Eagles, Kid Rock, Aerosmith, Billy Joel, Tempest, Dropkick Murphys, U2, Midnight Oil, .
Food: sushi, lamb curry with basmati rice, good mexican food. Do drinks count? If so, then Brother Thelonius Ale, followed by Chimay, Dalwhinnie scotch, Cadillac margaritas (rocks, no salt), and coffee, good or bad as long as it's strong.
Why it isn't fashionable for men to wear hats anymore.
What I'm going to do on the weekend.
How to live a truly good life- not "the good life" in a material sense, but a life of doing good and earning the chance to be remembered well when I'm gone.
-decompressing from a week as a substitute teacher
-planning my weekend
-You want to hear a good story.
-You share any of my interests and have something interesting to say about them.
-You think you can handle my charm, my raw charisma, and my savoir-faire.
-You recognized that the above line was intended humorously before I said so.