My name is NOT Laura...if you can't figure my name out from my 'super creative' (read with extra sarcasm) username, you could try asking...or at the very least get creative! I will probably be super snarky if you still call me Laura.
I moved back east after 10 years in California to help a family member get through some medical things. Luckily, my job is cool with me working from anywhere as long as I agree to travel when needed. I will move to the city as soon as I'm not longer needed to help out with the medical things, hopefully in the next couple months.
I spend most of my time in Manhattan, for meetings and bar hopping on the weekends; but I live and usually sleep in Connecticut or crash on a friend's air mattress in the city (I have awesome friends).
I also host a ton of events in the city in my free time (scavenger hunts, single's mixers, etc.) Kind of kills my social life, but I love it.
I work a lot. If I'm not doing my day job, I'm most likely hosting an event, so a relaxing night in watching Netflix is very much appreciated.
Movies: Princess Bride, Dirty Dancing, Stardust, Earth Girls Are Easy, anything by Mel Brooks.
Shows: American Horror Story, Kimmy Schmidt, Daredevil, Bored to Death, The League, MLB.
Music: Twenty One Pilots, Imagine Dragons, Maroon 5, so many more.
Food: Sushi, Italian, Whole Foods Hot Food Bar on days I'm too lazy to cook.
Not so obvious: Gett/Lyft, Art Museums, My Cat (she's a little brat, but I love her).
How do I master a resting bitch face?
Will I ever find my Lobster?
I lived with a super gruff marine in Monterey for two years who used to refer to me as the "girly-est tomboy" he's ever met. I took it as a massive compliment. If you're looking for a girly-girl who drinks excessively and is super passionate about sports, I'm your girl.
You're not super creepy.
You're capable to forming a message longer than "Yo" or "Hey" or "Sup" or "You Sexy".
You're fine with not hanging out a whole lot on weekdays (some weeknights!), and having a blast with me on the weekends. (I have plenty of friends I can/do stay with in the city on weekends, but you should also be OK with US having some sleepovers...)
Update: I am not looking for a one-night-stand/hotel hookup while you're vacationing. Sorry. I'm also not looking for a father figure, my age guidelines are there for a reason. 😩