Me neither, but it broke the ice and now that's out the way...
Make me a good cuppa and I'm yours ☕️
And if you're going to read my Q&As I answered them ages ago and don't agree with most of them anymore.
Crazy for bingo. And roulette tables.
Trying to find someone to be my partner in crime for all my crazy ideas/adventures. After all, who doesn't want to just point at the map and disappear to that location for a weekend?✈️
Laughing at my own jokes, before I reach the punchline.
And I'm scarily good at the court of king caratacus dance💃
•Wholemeal pitta breads •
•EastEnders (& Hollyoaks!) 😳 •
•Rubicon Mango •
•Pencil skirts •
•Everyday Tesco extra value mild salsa dip •
And how much the '&' symbol looks like a person scraping their ass across a floor
I really want a travel companion, so who's going to join me? ✈️
Hit me with your best pick up lines / best joke...the cheesier the better!