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My self-summary
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Me neither, but it broke the ice and now that's out the way...

Make me a good cuppa and I'm yours ☕️

And if you're going to read my Q&As I answered them ages ago and don't agree with most of them anymore.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just your regular average columnist & blogger with a love of afternoon tea and rugby men.

Crazy for bingo. And roulette tables.

Trying to find someone to be my partner in crime for all my crazy ideas/adventures. After all, who doesn't want to just point at the map and disappear to that location for a weekend?✈️
I’m really good at
Making sandwiches


Laughing at my own jokes, before I reach the punchline.

And I'm scarily good at the court of king caratacus dance💃
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Criminal Minds, Netflix, Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, 90210, Skins, Most soaps, The Good Wife, (mainly) Chart music, George Ezra. Forest Gump will always have a special place in my heart.
Six things I could never do without
•Eyebrow pencil / powder •

•Wholemeal pitta breads •

•EastEnders (& Hollyoaks!) 😳 •

•Rubicon Mango •

•Pencil skirts •

•Everyday Tesco extra value mild salsa dip •
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future & what it holds.

And how much the '&' symbol looks like a person scraping their ass across a floor
On a typical Friday night I am
Either reading a book or drinking 🍹
You should message me if
You've made it this far & didn't wonder off at the mention of bingo / the ridiculously long length of my profile. 🙈

I really want a travel companion, so who's going to join me? ✈️

Hit me with your best pick up lines / best joke...the cheesier the better!
The two of us