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My self-summary
Born in Chicago, raised in Milwaukee, went to Omaha for undergrad, played with my band (Indian and the Pale Ales) for awhile, went to grad school in Lincoln, and moved to CO for work.


-"Vinny is cool" - Mom

- "Vinny exists" - Dad

- "One time Vinny stabbed a guy with a trident." - friends

- "Just do it"- Nike

- "What can brown do for you?" - UPS

- "My name is Vinny and not lawbandits" Vinny


-I was robbed as a bank teller;

-If I had a million dollars I would buy a politician;

-I caucused for Bernie and voted for Hilary;

-My dog's name is Bandit and he's a sweetheart to me, but he'll probably be an asshole to you;

-I used to teach guitar to people of all ages and acquired infinite patience after hitting the "E" string for an hour straight every. Day.

-Current facial hair status: bearded
What I’m doing with my life
Slowly transforming into Jack McCoy
I’m really good at
Guitar, trivia, karaoke, fighting the man, rocking the suburbs
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome tan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Beatles, Zeppelin, Hendrix, Cream, The White Stripes, The Black Keys, MGMT, Muse, RATM, Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Bach, Ozzy, MIA, Beck, Nirvana, U2, STP, Mumford and Sons, the Avett Brothers, etc.

Doctor Who, Parks and Rec, Modern Family, the Simpsons, Game of Thrones, Real Time, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, It's Always Sunny, South Park, Futurama, the League, Family Guy, How I met your Mother, Arrested Development, Wilfred, the news, Stand up, Archer, etc

Pretty much all marvel movies; Lincoln, the Hunger Games, Serenity, the Avengers, Cabin in the Woods, Spinal tap, True Grit, Limitless, Ground hog day, Resevoir Dogs, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Face/off, Team America, Equilibrium, Original Star Wars, Fear and Loathing, etc.

What's the Matter with Kansas?
I am America and So Can You
Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs
Almost anything by Michael Crichton/John Grisham (read alot of it in high school and it's more nostalgia than anything)
I usually read the news/current events
Six things I could never do without
Humor, information/knowledge, helping people, time to relax, travel, ninjas, procrastination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The type of person I'll meet next, the point of everything, how to get the most out of this life, current events, how little sleep I can get and still function, where to travel next, what I would do as President, what my different selves are doing in parallel universes. You know, normal stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually, happy hour with friends, playing with the dog, walking some trails, ending up in random places, couch surfing after a long week, exploring a new city, fighting crime
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I worked at "Toys R Us" as a sophomore in high school. I was a cashier by the "Geoffrey" machine that every kid wanted to ride. I know the "Toys R Us" song way too well. I hate that giraffe.

Also, I irrationally hate Julia Roberts. I don't know why.
You should message me if
You have an awesome pick up line;
You want to ask me those burning questions my profile evoked e.g. "What's it like fighting the Toys R Us giraffe?";
You want to banter;
It's CURRENT YEAR and you want to send the first message to show just how far society has come.
The two of us