-I was robbed as a bank teller;
-If I had a million dollars I would buy a politician;
-I caucused for Bernie;
-My dog's name is Bandit and he's the best dog ever;
-I used to teach guitar to people of all ages and acquired infinite patience after hitting the "E" string for an hour straight every. Day.
-Current facial hair status: bearded
The Beatles, Zeppelin, Hendrix, Cream, The White Stripes, The Black Keys, MGMT, Muse, RATM, Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Bach, Ozzy, MIA, Beck, Nirvana, U2, STP, Mumford and Sons, the Avett Brothers, etc.
Doctor Who, Parks and Rec, Modern Family, the Simpsons, Game of Thrones, Real Time, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, It's Always Sunny, South Park, Futurama, the League, Family Guy, How I met your Mother, Arrested Development, Wilfred, the news, Stand up, Archer, etc
Lincoln, the Hunger Games, Serenity, the Avengers, Cabin in the Woods, Spinal tap, True Grit, Limitless, Ground hog day, Resevoir Dogs, Snatch, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Face/off, Team America, Equilibrium, Original Star Wars, Fear and Loathing, etc.
What's the Matter with Kansas?
I am America and So Can You
Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs
Almost anything by Michael Crichton/John Grisham (read alot of it in high school and it's more nostalgia than anything)
I usually read the news/current events
Also, I hate Julia Roberts. I don't know why.
You want to ask me those burning questions my profile evoked e.g. "What's it like fighting the Toys R Us giraffe?";
You want to banter;
It's CURRENT YEAR and you want to send the first message to show just how far society has come.