There are two types of people in this world – those who accept their eccentricities and all that make them weird or out of the ordinary, and those who strive with all they have to be considered normal. I try my very best to avoid the later. Life is just more interesting that way. In short, I’m a nerd - not the cool semi-hipster type that reads Dostoyevsky and drinks organic chai lattes either. I’m the kind that rocks at Cranium, loves museums, uses the oxford comma in excess, and always has a good book on hand (the kind with actual pages!). It’s become increasingly difficult to find people who enjoy written word these days.
My drink of choice is Jameson. Therefore, you can assume that I’m more class than swag, and a gentleman before all else. I’m not saying you’d be right, but assume away.
I will never pass up the opportunity to try something new. In the past year, I’ve hiked a mountain in the middle of a hailstorm, been bitch slapped by a sea turtle, dived through an underwater shipwreck, and single-handedly stopped the last uprising of the zombie apocalypse… all while juggling moltov cocktails. Alright, that last part’s a lie.
I can’t juggle.
I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ball-point pen.
I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon.
I killed a man with THIS thumb.
But I've also been told I make an amazing jambalaya.
Harry Potter, King Killer Chronicles, Ender's Game, A Song of Ice and Fire, Mistborn Trilogy, Pride and Prejudice (seriously - Darcy is awesome), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Cat's Cradle.
A Knight's Tale, Casino Royale, Harry Potter, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Hitch, Stardust, Princess Bride, Take the Lead, The Prestige, Zombieland, anything Disney.
Friends, Firefly, Iron Chef, Ace of Cakes, Once Upon A Time, Burn Notice, Big Bang Theory, Pushing Daisies (I will Never forgive them for canceling this before finishing the series)
Last four artists on my ipod: Gym Class Heroes, Linkin Park, Usher, and Lupe Fiasco.
ALL OF IT.
And Disneyland. All about that Premium Annual Pass life.
Doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
No, not like "sectum sempra".
...Well, maybe those too.
You're looking for a new dance buddy. Salsa, tango, swing, ballroom... I'm game.