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My self-summary
Foodie. Crossfit. Salsa and Swing dancer. Book worm. Walking contradiction. Romantic. Easy going. Disneyland guru. Movie buff. Explorer. Pokemon master. Just a guy making money to support his addiction to good restaurants and spontaneous cooking experiments.

There are two types of people in this world – those who accept their eccentricities and all that make them weird or out of the ordinary, and those who strive with all they have to be considered normal. I try my very best to avoid the later. Life is just more interesting that way. In short, I’m a nerd - not the cool semi-hipster type that reads Dostoyevsky and drinks organic chai lattes either. I’m the kind that rocks at Cranium, loves museums, uses the oxford comma in excess, and always has a good book on hand (the kind with actual pages!). It’s become increasingly difficult to find people who enjoy written word these days.

My drink of choice is Jameson. Therefore, you can assume that I’m more class than swag, and a gentleman before all else. I’m not saying you’d be right, but assume away.

I will never pass up the opportunity to try something new. In the past year, I’ve hiked a mountain in the middle of a hailstorm, been bitch slapped by a sea turtle, dived through an underwater shipwreck, and single-handedly stopped the last uprising of the zombie apocalypse… all while juggling moltov cocktails. Alright, that last part’s a lie.

I can’t juggle.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a mechanical engineer who plays with industrial sized legos. True story.
I’m really good at
I've defrauded a major corporation.
I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ball-point pen.
I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon.
I killed a man with THIS thumb.

But I've also been told I make an amazing jambalaya.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, King Killer Chronicles, Ender's Game, A Song of Ice and Fire, Mistborn Trilogy, Pride and Prejudice (seriously - Darcy is awesome), Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Cat's Cradle.

A Knight's Tale, Casino Royale, Harry Potter, The Count of Monte Cristo, Fight Club, Hitch, Stardust, Princess Bride, Take the Lead, The Prestige, Zombieland, anything Disney.

Friends, Firefly, Iron Chef, Ace of Cakes, Once Upon A Time, Burn Notice, Big Bang Theory, Pushing Daisies (I will Never forgive them for canceling this before finishing the series)

Last four artists on my ipod: Gym Class Heroes, Linkin Park, Usher, and Lupe Fiasco.

Six things I could never do without
The smooth taste of a good sake bomb with fresh sushi. The sizzle of nicely marbled steak as it hits a hot grill. And a good cabernet sauvignon to go with it. The suspense of a good book that drives you to keep reading until its 4am and you realize you need to be up in 2 hours. Run on sentences.

And Disneyland. All about that Premium Annual Pass life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to better apply all 32 rules of Zombieland in my daily life.
On a typical Friday night I am
...More excited than Rebecca Black that it's Friday, Friday, Friday.

Doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I really appreciate well-placed curse words.

No, not like "sectum sempra".

...Well, maybe those too.
You should message me if
You're the type of woman with drive and passion in her life... whether for food, the outdoors, or anything between. You've read something more interesting in the last year than a facebook newsfeed, can keep up with conversations beyond the latest celebrity scandal, and actually got most of the movie/cartoon references I made above.


You're looking for a new dance buddy. Salsa, tango, swing, ballroom... I'm game.
The two of us