46 Kingston upon Hull, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Too intelligent for my own good.... but obviously too dumb to give an adequately long reply here. I could fill this with meaningless commentary I guess. My favourite profile addition: -


Add this your profile if anyone you love has ever been eaten by a shark.
I'll write more when I can be bothered.


Run over by a Steamroller

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Normally I'm far more - normal (okay, more normal) - than this. There's just something about the "tell everyone who you are" directive that presses my rebellion button.

The original profile (above) had a type of Zen purity to it but I shall have to dilute it in order to have a 100% complete profile.

So - I am actually "a very respectable member of the community". Actually that is I ought to be "a very respectable member of my community". Looking a bit like Clark Kent's more earthly less principled brother, people are beginning to sense that my alter ego is more like the Joker than Superman. I do however retain very high ethics even if, certainly in the eyes of the Catholic church, my morals are rather flawed. There again I don't molest altar boys so perhaps there's some degree of karmic balance there.

I am very bright, very amusing, and very modest
What I’m doing with my life
Looking after my kids at weekends.
Not doing chores.
Playing football.
I’m really good at
My job.
Amusing my kids.
Amusing other people.
Sorting out problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm real life tall, not internet tall.
I'm a nice person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Trainspotting, To Kill a Mockingbird,
Movies - The Quiet Man, A Scanner Darkly, Jaws, Casablanca
Music - Like most - guitar bands with female singers a particular penchant
Food - like most - my special recipe spaghetti bolognese
The six things I could never do without
Air, water, food, clothes, shelter, soft toilet paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything really.
On a typical Friday night I am
possibly available...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"Sticks and Stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me"

Actually more rope and floggers but you get the idea.
You should message me if
The last answer doesn't shock or disgust you.