Good at being bad, bad at being good
raconteur, reckless gambler, hostage negotiator
George Clooney body double
"fast women, slow horses, unreliable sources!"
horse racing/cycling/pea nut!
Stupidly self-deprecating &, obviously, self-delusional.
A shiner not a whiner
"You're quite rock 'n' roll, aren't you."
"He could charm the knickers off a nun that one!"
"I shouldn't tell you this, because you'll go round sticking it in everyone, but you really do have the most beautiful cock!"
Interested in honey not money!
I guess it's rare that a model of this vintage & in this good nick comes on the market, so the interest has been both overwhelming & heartily appreciated. Ladies, if you've been waiting for a reply for gawd sake don't abandon hope. Remember Dr Love is on call 24 hours a day, but it can take a little time to sift the Sweet from the Chavs. Hang in there, mes amours, hang in there!
Currently working in construction for Bodgit & Leggit
A little disappointed to find out that SkirtAlert is actually a womens fashion app! (sighs)
grasping the nettle
queering the pitch
squaring the circle
Making shit up
Looking in other people's windows
that and the wooden leg
Bubble Wrap Collector Vols 1-6
Hollywood Is Moribund 1 & 2, I Still Haven't A Clue What I Did Last Summer,
The Lambshank Redemption
That bit in Reaper by BOC when the drums & bass come back in after the guitar solo. Joy Division's Euro-disco hits, & a smidgin of progressive retro
We are songs to be sung
Lobster, Oysters, Twiglets
Those & my "lucky" condom
Why is rain always right? "As right as rain"?! Surely sometimes it's just plain wrong!
If 4 might not be the new 5
or out into the haiku streets
I wear a key around my neck that they say can open any bedchamber door in the kingdom
In the crescendo of orgasm I have sometimes been known to shout out the incumbent Pope's name
I didn't realise answering the porn star question was going to open a whole sub-menu of lurid sexual options
feel a bit grubby now
you too have been under the misapprehension that "activity partner" is just a coy way of saying "fuck buddy"
You still feel cheated by unopenable pistachio nut shells
you want to waste a little time with a feckless ne'er-do-well