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My self-summary
I'm a very honest and open person. I can engage with anyone because of my people skills. I'm a movie buff, but dammit, I never go to the movies because they charge 12 BUCKS TO SEE ONE! No thanks, I'd rather watch Netflix than drop my bi-weekly fast food budget on drivel like Transformers 27: How Many More Can We Make?

I recently decided to try out a shaved head (which may or may not have to do with my thinning hair). I'm actually pleased with the results! Cast your ballots now, do I look like Bruce Willis, Colin Farrel, Travis Bickle, or Luuurrr (leader of the planet Omicron Persei 8)?

I love conversation, about anything, but especially about controversial or risque topics. No topic is off-limits! Just about the only thing that will turn me off of a person immediately is closed-mindedness. And racism.

I'm honest to a fault. Not in a brash way, I just think that lying about most things is inherently wrong and causes more trouble than it's worth. Well, unless you just killed a hooker. Then you may want to brush up on your fabrication skills (and your digging and alibi skills may need leveling up as well).

I'm a baseball fan (Go Indians!). I wish more problems could be solved by swinging a wooden stick at them (not that the Indians know ANYTHING about swinging bats).

I'm a competitive person, but in a friendly way. If you're playing a game (video games, sports, poker, etc.), what's the point if you're not having fun? Except if you're my brother, in which case I want to destroy you, much the same way the honey badger mercilessly slaughters the cobra. Because honey badger don't give a shit.

Politically and socially, I'm liberal. Which is not to say that I hold every liberal issue near to my heart or that I disregard conservative thought. I just think that there is a time and place for most political ideologies, and now is not the time for conservative solutions in America.

Oh, and by the way, my username should not tell you I'm lazy. It should tell you that I love the movie BASEketball and graduated high school in 2003 (I've had the same username for most things since the dark, dank days of AOL dialup).

And I have a very deep, resonating voice. Several people have told me I have a voice made for broadcasting.
What I’m doing with my life
Hanging out with friends, playing guitar and rocking out, babysitting my godson, playing trivia.

I just started working as a case manager at a rehab center. It's really cool so far!

My brother, a friend, and I are starting up a rock band, and we're having a great time so far!

Surfing Reddit and reading.
I’m really good at
Cooking, especially Italian and BBQ.
Playing poker
Listening and giving counsel
Practicing guitar
Playing trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
My easy-going nature
My sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Wow, there's a lot. Most Stephen King books, Dean Koontz's older stuff, the Dresden Files by Jim Butcher, Harry Potter, Moneyball by Michael Lewis, A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin, The Passage by Justin Cronin, Our Guys by Bernard Lefkowitz, Dan Simmons, some Kurt Vonnegut, and MANY more.

If you want to talk books, please message me! I appreciate any readers, even if it's something I don't like. Hell, I'll admit, I even read the Twilight series, and there is NO excuse for that shit. I kid, I kid, at least it's gotten young people to read something.

Movies and TV, too many to name them all... The Thing, Pulp Fiction, Children of Men, Drive, Gangs of New York, Goodfellas, Old School, Ghostbusters, Let the Right One In, Dr. Strangelove, Pan's Labyrinth, The Shawshank Redemption, The Mist, Inception, The Dark Knight, Breaking Bad, The West Wing, Game of Thrones, Scrubs, Baseball Tonight/MLB Network, The Walking Dead.

Music: Metric, Queens of the Stone Age, Arcade Fire (when they rock out), Stars, Goldfrapp, Elizabeth and the Catapult, ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, CCR, Drive-By Truckers, Franz Ferdinand, Johnny Cash, Megadeth, Metallica, Modest Mouse, The New Pornographers, Ra Ra Riot, Radiohead, Silversun Pickups, Stone Temple Pilots. Basically I like a lot of everything, except only a little rap/hip hop, and a little country.

I like video games, too. Ask me about my favorites!

I really love to cook, and I feel confident that I can make just about any dish. I make great BBQ, and if you can handle the rigmarole of 14 hour smoke-braised dishes, you can probably fry a decent egg, too. One of my favorite things to do is entertain and feed guests with my cooking. I love it almost as much as a nice MLT, mutton lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe...
Six things I could never do without
My twin brother
My temperamental mini-dachshund, Ginger
The Cleveland Indians
Trivia nights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, baseball, religion, human rights, my friendships/relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my best friends and their son (my godson).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once shit my pants only seconds after mercilessly making fun of my brother for shitting his pants. Instant karma.
You should message me if
We have common interests, if you want to chat with a witty guy, you enjoy friendly debates, or you love baseball as much as I do.
The two of us