LazerChaser
33 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
*It seems necessary to mention this upfront, but I'm not interested in joining another couple looking for third party fun, and I am a straight guy, so not looking to date other guys. I take the invites and messages I've received as a compliment, but I'd rather let people know this now before they waste their time. Good luck in finding what you're looking for, and have fun.*

In one sentence: A high powered moving target that finds nearly everything hilarious.

I'm a chatty guy, but I like to listen too. I used to have a lot written down here, and though a fair amount of people have seemed to be very responsive to me being gabby, I feel more inclined now to be a little more reserved. Fair warning, however, I have a limitless supply of ridiculous things to say.

"One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

As far as what I look for in others: Sincerity, primarily. Mostly to hear their story (or stories), but as far as intimacy and romance goes, I look for something unique to captivate me. Out of fear of sounding a little out there, I feel that observing someone in a special moment reveal themselves with no social fears or stigma to be exhilarating, as if nature with all of its tragic beauty unfolded itself all at once with great splendor and potency only to vanish all of a sudden. Those things leave me with euphoria that I cherish and chase, like I'm following footprints in my mind. I commit colours, sounds, and words in those moments to memory, because that is a piece of that person, set adrift like a petal from a flower bud. The great thing is that everyone has those moments to share all the time, the catch however is will that be what captivates me? The best way to know, as best as I can figure, is to be sincere, if possible. :)

Another thing, I am a huge supporter of individuality and individual rights, for everyone, and feel that there is a lot of work for us as a culture to do. I say this not to win lame brownie points from people, but mostly because straight white men are really boring and goofy (which I can admit being one), and should not be in charge of everything. With recent garbage going on, and people saying things like "they're not ready for a female president" or "why isn't there a straight parade," my response is "that statement means that you need a female president, ready or not" and "there is a straight parade, and it's called the santa claus parade."
What I’m doing with my life
I work with my family in a small Canadian company they own that manufactures/imports children's arts and crafts supplies. We sell to many large retailers and dealers for schools and daycare centres across Canada.

Meanwhile I'm trying to self publish my writings and other creative projects, online and otherwise in my free time. I appreciate self expression, and what people do to express themselves intrigues me.

I'm also on a bit of a health quest, being that we're still a bit away from full-on cyborg action, I want to make this vehicle for my brain I'm stuck with to be as good as I can get it to be, without getting too obsessed. Healthy in mind as well as body, after all.
I’m really good at
Talking and Listening. I live for the exchange of knowledge. I'm pretty solid when it comes to being ready to drop what I'm doing and go for a wild idea. I'm usually open minded enough to find out what something is all about. Also video games, music and movie trivia.

Also laughing, and making up songs to kill time in elevators.
The first things people usually notice about me
I usually always start with a smile, and I have a loud laugh for Libraries and Funerals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Breakfast of champions, The Aenid, Sirens of Titan, Brave New World, American Gods, Catch 22, In Cold Blood, Maus, If Chins Could Kill, Gulliver's Travels, Naked Lunch, The Professor and the Madman, and many more. I like Salinger, Philip K Dick, Vonnegut, Gaiman, and more. I'm also a huge comic fan, but I understand if it is not everyone's bag.

Star Wars, James Bond, and way too many other movies to name. I have a near encyclopedic knowledge of movies (plus a love for very bad movies).

Any and All sorts of music, from Tom Petty to Jurassic Five, Beatles to Beethoven, Gowan to Gwar, and some Weird AL here and there. I love Classical, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, and many foreign music styles. Music is a mental gateway for my imagination.

Not much for Seafood or Sushi, but I enjoy most cultured and local foods from Indian cuisine to simple steak and potatoes. However, I am very critical of supposed super fancy restaurants, as I feel they often miss the target for the food experience that could be had (but hey, at least they've done a great job decorating the place, right?). I have a weakness for dark chicken and peanut butter, and my weakness is strong.

I don't do regular TV as commercials and AD's have a way of getting under my skin.
The six things I could never do without
Sleep, Food, Water, Air, Sunlight, and other people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and Everything, and it never stops. Honestly. This Universe is wacky, and all of it's contents are bizarre and remarkable.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or at home making an awesome meal to kick-start the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a weakness to white noise. The sound of water running can put me to sleep right away. Also, I have an unreasonable fear of ostriches (there's no way they are a real animal).
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