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My self-summary
Hello, my name is Tim. I would assume that I am a splendorous person, full of mirth and wonder, but I am nothing if not modest and humble, so I have asked friends to try to describe me in a few words:

Friend the first - An emotionally aware and funny guy. Opinionated, but always ready to listen, and good to have on your side.

Friend the second - Always good for a great laugh, never judgmental and great for one-on-one conversations. An ally for sunny or rainy days.

Friend the third - Positive, outgoing, open-minded, and perfect coffee shop company.

Friend the forth - A tremendous vampire hunter and robot master with a house literally made of gold that is guarded by werewolf-ninjas.

Ok, I made up the last testimony. I am flattered, but I do try to follow my personal philosophy and I value individuality and the freedom to express, so I will allow what my friends have chosen to say. I am a pro-feminist, pro-equalist, pro-individual. I personally feel that many arguments of ethics start (and sometimes end) with the rights of the individual and how they interact with that of others. I also love to laugh, and I find humor in most things (honestly, this is a weird planet in a goofy universe).

A lot of people like to put themselves under one particular banner or label lately, I find, where I prefer the idea that a person is truly beyond something so limiting. I am not liberal, conservative, or "undecided," nor do I like to be called atheist (even though I do not believe in anything without evidence), as these things seem to detach more than describe sometimes, and often place people in antagonistic roles they are expected to fulfill. I am Tim, I am alive, and the universe has enough natural limits without me thinking of abstract ones to help people classify my demographic. How about you?
What I’m doing with my life
I work with my family in a small Canadian company they own that manufactures/imports children's arts and crafts supplies. We sell to many large retailers and dealers for schools and daycare centres across Canada.

Meanwhile I'm trying to self publish my writings and other creative projects, online and otherwise in my free time. I appreciate self expression, and what people do to express themselves intrigues me.

I'm also on a bit of a health quest, being that we're still a bit away from full-on cyborg action, I want to make this vehicle for my brain I'm stuck with to be as good as I can get it to be, without getting too obsessed. Healthy in mind as well as body, after all.
I’m really good at
Talking and Listening. I live for the exchange of knowledge. I'm pretty solid when it comes to being ready to drop what I'm doing and go for a wild idea. I'm usually open minded enough to find out what something is all about. Also video games, music and movie trivia.

Also laughing, and making up songs to kill time in elevators.
The first things people usually notice about me
I usually always start with a smile, and I have a loud laugh for Libraries and Funerals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Breakfast of champions, The Aenid, Sirens of Titan, Brave New World, American Gods, Catch 22, In Cold Blood, Maus, If Chins Could Kill, Gulliver's Travels, Naked Lunch, The Professor and the Madman, and many more. I like Salinger, Philip K Dick, Vonnegut, Gaiman, and more. I'm also a huge comic fan, but I understand if it is not everyone's bag.

Star Wars, James Bond, and way too many other movies to name. I have a near encyclopedic knowledge of movies (plus a love for very bad movies).

Any and All sorts of music, from Tom Petty to Jurassic Five, Beatles to Beethoven, Gowan to Gwar, and some Weird AL here and there. I love Classical, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, and many foreign music styles. Music is a mental gateway for my imagination.

Not much for Seafood or Sushi, but I enjoy most cultured and local foods from Indian cuisine to simple steak and potatoes. However, I am very critical of supposed super fancy restaurants, as I feel they often miss the target for the food experience that could be had (but hey, at least they've done a great job decorating the place, right?). I have a weakness for dark chicken and peanut butter, and my weakness is strong.

I don't do regular TV as commercials and AD's have a way of getting under my skin.
The six things I could never do without
Sleep, Food, Water, Air, Sunlight, and other people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and Everything, and it never stops. Honestly. This Universe is wacky, and all of it's contents are bizarre and remarkable.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or at home making an awesome meal to kick-start the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a weakness to white noise. The sound of water running can put me to sleep right away. That and I have an unreasonable fear of Ostriches, and I would probably tear up if I saw an elephant in real life.
You should message me if
you want to. I am always up for meeting someone new, if otherwise not more. Also if you can sit through this: