Warning this profile contains blistering waves of awesomeness, honesty, & cunning wit...you've been warned. To be upfront, I like Pop Tarts. Yep....strawberry ones with icing. Maybe you likezee stroodle? Danish? Krispy Kreme? If its a deal breaker let me know.
I used to be thankful that Weezer made Geek chic but I think somehow it altered the space time continuum and thus spawned a younger generation of pretentious hipsters. I'm a dork but I know it and I don't care. I'll throw myself in front of the bus to make you laugh. I draw. I dig lots of stuff, guy stuff...MMA, muscle cars ('69 has many meanings to a man), VeeDubs, rat rods, motorcycles (Indians, Harleys, & bobbers-not crotch rocket bros), slave girl Leia. I have a right sleeve, an upper back piece n some other ink goin on. SAINTS. I like all kinds of music, mostly punk bbuuut you'd be surprised at what's in my 600Gb music collection, it's no secret I like Madonna. There its out! Every guy secretly has an inner diva, don't be fooled. You might hear me belt out "Feel like a woman" in the shower, and if you tell anyone, they might never find your body.😜 I dig Alternative, Roots Reggae & Ska, Rocka-Psycho-Gutterbilly, old skool Country & hip hop, 80's music, American roots & JAZZ. My Ipod is much more interesting than the radio ANY day. I love the fact that my 9yr. old daughter can sing the Runaways "Cherry Bomb" by heart..accapella. If you put the words "Nickel" and "Back" orrr "Jersey" n "Shore" in the same sentence, yer kickin rocks down the street. Hell, even if you say "Have ya seen the back of this new nickel?" You might not make it honey. Just saying. I'm a transplant from Cali, so I am super laid back and obviously drop regional dialect.
Currently in transistion due to semi-recent major changes in my life, during the off season, I am a full time college student in the medical field pursuing a Masters. I'm devising a long term exit strategy...from my existing career choice. I'm a full time single father, with sole custody. My 9yo lil' girl is the center of my universe, obviously. Let it be clear though that I am fully capable of a duality between you and her, it's not like you're expendable. She's going to learn just as much about being a woman from me, as well as what a man should be....by observing me. So just understand I'm here to protect her from my dating habits, therefore I keep her separated and that my time is rather limited between work and school, she's honestly the least of your worries. Also, there is zero drama surrounding this situation, as her mother passed. If you're the kind of woman who absolutely has to be the center of attention all the time 100% 24/7, then you need to grow the fuck up and quit being so self absorbed and threatened by a child. We are all adults now at various stages in our lives juggling careers, school, kids or whatever. You make the most of the time you have with your partner. I've obviously added this whole section here as a counterbalance to situations I've encountered here and in life.
Like I said earlier, I've lived in Cali for 1/3 of my life, so I consider San Diego my home. However, I've lived in NoLa (or area) for 13 yrs and have been officially baptized and adopted! I've lived in every corner of this country and all up in between. I've lived in Luxembourg and Thailand. I've been to Ireland, Israel, Europe, Central America... My old passport had ALOT of stamps in it.
My smile. My epic goatee, which since I think my days of 6" plus goatees are over....I've received many a compliment in regards to a fitting and suitable beard. My tattoos. uuuhhh....I've a great bum? I'd post some upper cheek cleavage but uhhhmmm, prolly against terms of service or something.
I await with baited breath for a truly excellent Hulk movie, on all levels....but Avengers 2 will have to suffice. My inner fanboy rejoiced when leaked test footage gave the green light to a Deadpool movie.
TV:::: Tosh.0, Justified. Spartacus. SOA. Louie. Boardwalk Empire, Family Guy. Arrested Development. Will&Grace. Californication . Daily Show. Robot Chicken. Archer. The Office. Game of Thrones. Shameless. It's Always Sunny In Philly, Firefly. Fringe. XFiles. ALF. Max Headroom. I'm about to dive into 20 years of Dr. Who....It's against guy code to openly admit that I've watched ANY episodes of Gilmore Girls, much less loved them.
Books::: ones made from paper. Wuthering Heights, all time favorite. Currently reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenace. Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe. Crime & Punishment (Dostoyevsky). Kerouac. Rice. Steinbeck. Twain. Poe. Hemingway. Thompson. Burroughs. Salinger. Palahniuk. For some reason, I love Jane Austen novels (think its cuz I'm a hopeful romantic), I read alot alot of Classic lit.
MUSIC?! We just don't have that kind of time....even if I had to narrow it down to 10 bands I just couldn't. Ehmmm. Prince. MJ, Smiths/Morrissey/Cure, ugh I can't do it. I was starting with the 80s and workin out by decade but it's fruitless half the time y'all don't even get me when I say Iggy and the Stooges or Elvis Costello...heh.
I loved the Notebook. Don't judge me!
Remember, that intelligence is the key. The KISS is the lock.
You know who George Carlin is.
You want paradise by the Dashboard light.
You think Pluto has gotten a bum rap.
As far as what I might be looking for? Brunettes, red heads, midgets, THEN blondes... You should like to read, maybe even write, play music or really reallly like music. This is where I go total chick on ya! "You must have a job, a car, your own money, drive, determination, a pull-yourself-up-by-your-own-bootstraps attitude." I can and do cook, clean, do laundry, iron, fix things. It's 2015, you should know how to check your own oil? I'm not looking for ANY kind of princess, to sit on her butt and be a puppy factory. I'm looking for a QUEEN. Queens have duties, responsibilities, they are the backbone of the kingdom, our kingdom! I want a girl that grabs the empty and says "I've got the next pitcher babe." Which you can do right? Since you have a JOB, and I believe in Equal Opportunity and all. =P If you are totally jaded and have major trust & insecurity issues? Then I'm not the guy for you. Been there, done that.
I like a gal who can make ME laugh. There's nothing like a girl that can take your crap and throw you back a curveball of her own. I'll watch Romantic Comedies with ya and not complain. Bridesmaids.was.hilarious.
You want to do the time warp. Again.
Personality traits, based on how I answered questions but based on how the rest of the human population answered them, says that I'm arrogant and not polite? Lmfao. I actually went back and read allllllll my answers. Go fk yourself OKC. Silly silly