2-many-tachyons
26 Portsmouth, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
2-many-tachyons
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
My name is Ben. Nerd as hell.

I want to be friends with your dogs, cats, or other assorted pets. I like reading, netflix, coffee, whiskey, feeling nostalgic, spicy food, nice suits, feminism, and learning random facts.

Instagram: the_legend_of_ben
Tumblr: thelegendofben.tumblr.com
What I’m doing with my life
I handle packages for UPS. I like to go climbing and hiking whenever I can, because it is a lot more fun then running.
I’m really good at
Apparently I'm pretty funny?? Idk man
The first things people usually notice about me
Yeah probably not

My beard gets noticed a lot
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Literally too much to list, but you can always ask me!

But if you insist on a list...
Favorite video game is The Legend of Zelda
Favorite movie is a tie between The Lion King and Jurassic Park
Favorite book series is A Song of Ice and Fire
Favorite tv show is Scrubs
Favorite band is Red Hot Chili Peppers
Favorite play is Fiddler on the Roof
Favorite classical composer is Tchiacovsky

I will try just about any type of food. I love Spicy food. I will go to town on a bacon cheese burger with jalapenos.

Yup
The six things I could never do without
Either one of my hands
My cat
Nature
Coffee. I'm sure if I really wanted to, I could give it up, but I would be very angry for a few days. Or a month. Or forever.
The laws of physics
Terrible, awful puns
Sunlight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
It has been 17 years and Shania Twain still isn't impressed...

Space

Coffee

My cat
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing, because I work Saturdays
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fear of robots.
You should message me if
...you want an actual, real conversation and NOT some fuckboy or a dudebro in a fedora demanding sexual favors, sending you unsolicited wiener pictures and then calling you derogatory names when you don't comply, because quite frankly, that type of behavior is just not ok.

Or if you would like hang out with me
More