36 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
The son of a rowdy Romanian salesman and an no-nonsense Transylvanian woman who works in a blood bank. (This is true.)
What I’m doing with my life
I act in things and write comedy and have an odd side job that largely consists of watching music videos from other countries all day long. I also used to compose midi ringtones for a living, which is the single best job that has ever existed.
I’m really good at
Going to the greenmarket, buying what's fresh and cooking it
Making cocktails and coffee
Rapping the plots of movies

I have a method for cutting up a grapefruit that will blow your mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes have some kind of multicolored business going on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Kavalier and Clay, Nabokov anything, Think Like A Chef.

Movies: Sweet Smell Of Success, The Man Without A Past, Barton Fink, Eastern Promises, Punch-Drunk Love, Holy Motors. And Predator. Predator's great.

TV: Twin Peaks, The Twilight Zone, Looney Tunes, Deadwood, Lost. Lots more.

Music: This is much longer conversation, but if it has a sax solo I'm in.

Food: A damn good roast chicken. Grilled Fish. Olive oil. Victory Garden. I read about food a lot. Cooking is love.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I can add more hours into the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Whiskey maybe
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was five, a pelican at the Montreal Zoo tried to eat me.
You should message me if
you want to go on the best OkCupid date ever.