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My self-summary
Manufactured in the USSR, raised in Brooklyn. My life is a series of Seinfeld moments. Monthly sustaining member of WNYC. My Myers Briggs is STFU. I'll try anything twice.

Just got back to NYC after two years of sunshine and shitty bagels on the west coast. It feels really, really good to be home.
What I’m doing with my life
Building teams, being a good boss, settling back home, and trying to avoid getting comfortable for too long.
I’m really good at
Saying the right thing at the wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Jew nose, beard, and a propensity for self depreciation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All the usual suspects in western cannon. Recently, I can't stop reading Bukowski. He's my spirit animal.

Breaking Bad is now part of the Holy Trinity that used to only contain The Sopranos and The Wire. On the other end of the spectrum are Seinfeld, Curb, It's Always Sunny, Louie. Lots of other shows too. We probably have the same taste in all of these things.

Podcasts are the best thing to happen to my headphones since the invention of the mp3. Current faves are 99% Invisible, Memory Palace, TAL, and Hardcore History. Being a caller on Wait Wait is on my bucket list.

After living in the bagel desert that is America west of NJ, I can't describe how glad I am to have amazing crunchy chewy carb ambrosia readily available to me again.
Six things I could never do without
1. My sense of humor.
2. My sense of self.
3. My aversion to completing lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The thin line between sexy and homeless when it comes to beard length.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I learned how to speak English by watching Seinfeld as a child.
You should message me if
You have your shit together and thinking about your future doesn't cause you to break out in cold sweat.
The two of us