29Saint Clair Shores, United States
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My self-summary
Brutally Honest, Impeccably Sociable, and Relentlessly Sarcastic; but also Vigorously Eccentric and Wildly Adventurous. Other Adjectival Adjectives.

These things are rarely interesting. I can guarantee I'm not like 95% of the douche-canoe creepers on here. Sarcasm is my second language, possibly even first. Easy to get along with and quick-witted. I love animals more than people.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working as a Sterile Processing Tech at St John's Hospital.
I’m really good at
Being honest, loyal, trustworthy, sociable, and sarcastic. Usually the life of the party, without being the annoying fuckboy of said party.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos, eyes, controversial sense of humor, or my robust cleavage. My eyes are up here, perv.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
• Books - 50 Shades Of Gray (Lol, Kidding)
• Movies - Anything with Paul Rudd, Ryan Reynolds or Kate Beckinsale. Horror flicks are the bees knees.
• Music - Literally Everything.
• Food - Chicken, Chicken, Chicken.
Six things I could never do without
• Food
• Water
• Oxygen
• Functioning Organs
• Protective Ozone Layers
• Earth's Magnetic Field
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
On a typical Friday night I am
Waiting for your ass to get ready.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My real last name is Cullen. ;•;

(It's not. Apparently people think I'm serious...)
You should message me if
You're interesting, moderately in shape, can hold a conversation, and haven't been diagnosed with Schitzofrenia.

Also, girls need to keep the conversations interesting too you know, not just us guys. Many of you are as dull as a board and flatline the conversation.
The two of us