These things are rarely interesting. I can guarantee I'm not like 95% of the douche-canoe creepers on here. Sarcasm is my second language, possibly even first. Easy to get along with and quick-witted. I love animals more than people.
• Movies - Anything with Paul Rudd, Ryan Reynolds or Kate Beckinsale. Horror flicks are the bees knees.
• Music - Literally Everything.
• Food - Chicken, Chicken, Chicken.
• Functioning Organs
• Protective Ozone Layers
• Earth's Magnetic Field
(It's not. Apparently people think I'm serious...)
Also, girls need to keep the conversations interesting too you know, not just us guys. Many of you are as dull as a board and flatline the conversation.