30Edinburgh, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Northern Irish student midwife seeks non pretentious, non Daily Mail reading, cat appreciating, laid back bloke. who likes drenken. being total hot would be great but not essential. hill walkers/triathlon enthusiasts/fitness freaks: we have nothing in common. but maybe that's OK.

i like NICE people. you'd think that goes without saying but unfortunately it doesn't. my momma raised me right- if yours didn't and you have crap manners and are rude to shop assistants...jog on
What I’m doing with my life
catching dem babies
I’m really good at
SLEEPING. making soup. retaining info.
The first things people usually notice about me
that I look about 12 years old
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
white oleander. more, now, again. a streetcat named bob. the bible. namedropper. harry potter.

spun. the lion king. monster. the people vs larry flynt. the devil's double

girls. eastenders. dispatches. american dad. desperate housewives. breaking bad.

frank turner. eminem. hole. jay brannan. everlast. no comply.

salt. carbs.
Six things I could never do without
iphone. shower gel. 9gag. cash monies. toothbrush. my eyes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
i REALLY wish I had a tail
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
not a ting
You should message me if
you don't type in text speak. you're not a dickbag. you hate the death penalty. all of these things may possibly be overlooked if you're shit hot and/or v rich. but probably not

also it really gives me the bokes when men describe themselves as being 'great at cuddles!'. shudder. so if that's on your profile...we're almost definitely not gonna get on
The two of us