Captain-Obvious
30 Beverly Hills, United States
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My self-summary
The most important thing about me is that I am a philanthropist. But instead of giving away my hard-earned money, I give people happiness, which is, after all, the most important thing in life.

I spend my free time mountain biking; sometimes on actual mountains but I usually stick to small hills. I pride myself on being the one and only person on this site who doesn't go sky diving or rock climbing.

My Myers-Brigg type is LMAO
What I’m doing with my life
I founded an Internet startup company that helps people who have no social skills. Also I mentor kids with autism and give motivational talks.

But my main claim to fame is that I'm the only filmmaker living in the entire city of Los Angeles. Although technically most of my films were shot overseas so the accuracy of that claim is up for debate.
I’m really good at
setting land-speed records on the freeway during rush hour.
The six things I could never do without
My Walkman, VHS tapes, Dial-up Internet, Blockbuster, MySpace, and morse code.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The day in the future when our society becomes so advanced that our toasters and refrigerators are connected to the Internet. I can only imagine what that will be like but I've heard it will happen soon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Traveling to some far away city to give a keynote.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm responsible for dozens of marriages but I have never been married.
You should message me if
you are an authentic person with a sense of humor.
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