29 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Brooklyn native (grew up in south Brooklyn) .
Leftist weirdo into extremely heavy music and all that comes with it.
Youll find me at ABC No Rio most Saturdays before work.
Im a "night owl" in every sense of the word.
I'll brave daylight if i think youre worth it though.
Im on here to find someone who is as quick to smile and share a laugh as i am.
What I’m doing with my life
Hired Goon.
I’m really good at
goofy ridiculous dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and eyelashes .
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i'll just put genres i enjoy as to not exhaust your eyes or my fingers.

-I mainly read non fiction and true crime novels.
I love it when something scares me so bad i have to turn lights on before entering a room.

-Theres not enough space for the movie thing. I would be typing 'til my fingers fell off.

-The simpsons (seasons 2-9 are gold)

Hardcore punk to Hip Hop (no top 40 bullshit)

As long as its vegan/vegetarian im willing to make a go at it.
The six things I could never do without
Books - Music - Coffee - Jokes - Friends - empathy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to have fun no matter where i am or what i'm doing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working the door in the lower east side.
My "weekends" are Sundays and Mondays.
Those nights are ones where im catching up with friends playing darts and laughing so hard i run outta breath.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Alright alright , youre twisting my
Arm here..Im Spartacus .
You should message me if
You have a gigantic sense of humor.
You enjoy going to museums way too much.
Know any jokes. Ive got a million of them.

Do not message me if
You blame the poor for your problems.
Support racist legislation.
Are Right Wing.
Cant take a joke or are easily offended.
Hate chest hair.
Emotionally cold or unavailable.