36Brighton, United States
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My self-summary
I'm in no way easy going and have never worked hard or played hard. Can you keep up with me? Probably, since this is a dating site not a fucking Spartan Race. Now that we got that out of the way...

I feel like I can get along with anyone, unless you're a jerk, in that case we will not be friends. I can be shy in an unfamiliar setting, but I'm very open and talkative one on one. If you bring me to a large house party full of your friends I don't know on our first date, we might have a problem.

I have a scar on my left eyebrow after I hit my head on my guitar while on tour in California. I have a scar underneath my chin from falling down the stairs on Christmas morning when I was seven. I went to the emergency room holding my new Hulk Hogan doll.

At the end of a random encounter someone once said to me, "Thank you for being you" and it changed my life.

I mistakingly answered "yes" to the question about women shaving their legs. It won't let me change it right away and there's no doubt I'll forget to go back later on. Just so you know I'm not really a pig
What I’m doing with my life
I manage a real estate office. Not one of the scummy ones, though. More importantly, I do my best to be a good person, which is probably what we should all be doing with our lives. And eat lots of pizza.
I’m really good at
I'm the funniest guy I know, but nobody else seems to agree. Sooo making myself laugh?

My mom thinks I'm a good listener
The first things people usually notice about me
Lately it's been the fact that I look like Mac from Its Always Sunny.
And my small ears
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sedaris, Vonnegut, Eggers

TV: Mr. Show, Broad City, Law & Order:SVU, Breaking Bad, Dateline, The Killing, Frontline, Bizarre Foods

Movies: Spinal Tap, Jaws, American Movie, What We Do in The Shadows, Instrument

Music: Springsteen, Nirvana, Cayetana, Avail, Bonnie Prince Billy, Big Freedia, Gin Blossoms, Drake, Neil Young, my ultimate dance mix on spotify

Food: Cadbury Mini Eggs
Six things I could never do without
More dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How "Everybody wants to rule the world" is the best song of all time.

And how many girls on this site like posting pictures of themselves with tigers or African children
On a typical Friday night I am
Out catching some live music, or maybe eating cookies in bed before crying myself to sleep. You know, standard adult male stuff.

I typically work Saturday mornings, so I'm more of a Saturday night guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently caught myself checking out my ass in a rather aggressive angle in the mirror and thought, " If my date later on tonight could see me now there's zero chance she'd show up."
You should message me if
You'd rather meet in person than send endless emails. Or, you know, if you feel like it.

Also, if you think this is funny:
"No spoilers!"
The two of us