Your Myers-Briggs results mean nothing. Those are horoscopes for Atheists.
Midwest born, California reared. I lost the accent but I still open doors for people and say "Sir" and "Ma'am".
The service industry: We sleep while you work, we work while you party, and we party while you sleep.
I wear batman underwear, like, half the time.
Making people laugh is my calling in life, and it makes me happy.
Traveling: France, Spain, Italy, England, Ireland, Wales, Japan, Australia, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Mexico, Canada.
I realize that everyone travels these days and that last bit was trite, but they can be good conversation starters. Let's talk about the pad-kee-mao ladies on Khao San road!
Also I'm probably talking to myself
Movies: The Big Lebowski and all Cohen Brothers, There Will Be Blood, Wes Anderson, aghhh I hate lists. I lied earlier. I'm bad at making lists.
Comedians: Louis CK, Dave Chapelle, Bill Burr, George Carlin, Maria Bamford, Hannibal Burress, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Sara Silverman, Richard Pryor, Morgan Murphy, David Cross, Jim Jefferies, Margaret Cho, Norm Macdonald, Kyle Kinane, John Mulaney, more...
Music: EVERYTHING. Here are some albums I think are perfect, in no order.
Miles Davis- Kind of Blue
Weezer- Blue Album
Fugees- The Score
Jimmy Cliff- The Harder They Come
Kendrick Lamar- Good Kid, Mad City
Fear- The Album
The Beatles- Abbey Road
Jay Z- Black Album
Neil Young- Harvest
Cat Stevens- Tea for the Tillerman
Daft Punk- Homework
Run The Jewels 1 and 2
That's just a random sampling.
Food: EVERYTHING. Food and drinks are my life. Things I haven't eaten yet... Also Banh Mi. And pork. Joel Salatin is a personal hero. I ate a cobra heart once.
The coming zombie apocalypse.
What they're going to do to Waldo once they find him.
Women with tattoos on their thighs.
How to speak in iambic pentameter.
More tattoos I want.
It was me that let the dogs out. Everyone can stop asking.