36Hounslow, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Im a little on the side of crazy, but in a good way.
I enjoy horror films, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The L Word, chocolate and meeting funny, friendly new people.

Apparently, Im sarcastic but only on days ending with a 'y' so not as often as everyone says. Within my circle of friends, Im the funny, smart one but given that my circle of friends contains a cauliflower, rock and toothbrush then thats not saying much.

I don't know, these things are impossible, how are you meant to find out about someone by these things, if you want to know, just ask..... I don't bite, well, not just anyone.

Thinking about it, who winks anymore outside of here?

I'm pretty laid back but the strangest things annoy me, like empty things put back in the fridge/cupboard etc. Why?? Argh!

Oh yeah, here we go. I love tattoos and piercings... I have 10 piercings and 6 tattoos with plans for more, tattoos that is, can't think of anything else I want pierced, I finally got my 'Moby' in November. Woohoo!

I am mad, loyal, and comical

The name.... oh yes, the comments I've had. I had another account but couldn't remember the details on it and none of the stuff to log in worked so I made a new one and while picking a name, everything else I tried was taken, it took ages. Out of frustration, I put in something I thought they wouldn't accept. Turns out they did.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking it back!!! Having suffered for many years with an anxiety condition, I'm finally getting my life back and becoming an actual human being again. Still have anxiety but its not ruling my life any more.
I’m really good at
Being a soft touch and making flat packed furniture and shaving stars into your hair.

Also, if you need someone to get it oh so wrong... Hit me up. I have a black belt in being wrong, which is good, since that'll make you always right.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and shaved head. Some people notice my lips or my butt, depending on which way I'm facing at the time. lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I adore Stephen King but will read almost anything.
Most horror films, comedys and the occasional 'chick flick'
I like too much music to list here but will listen to almost anything that make sense with actual lyrics. Not into rap, hip hop or anything like that.
Have read the Twilight series and well, it should have been a trilogy.

I've recently got into the Spartacus series (Blood and Sand and Gods of the Arena) and am really loving it. Love Orange is the New Black too.. oooh dear, I went and got addicted to Castle This isn't good. Does anyone know where I can order my own Beckett from??
The Fosters, Wentworth, X files, Orange is the new black, and Lost Girl get a lot of air time too. Oh and anything with Sarah Lancashire in.
Six things I could never do without
My animals, chocolate, internet access, music, books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing, life stuff, my animals, adventuring, if its possible to live a simple life.
On a typical Friday night I am
On the net or watching tv
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes, when I eat too much dairy, I have farts that could kill a horse.
You should message me if
If you're a genuine, no nonsense person who likes having a laugh, can take critiscism and deal with brash, upfront attitude..... or, y'know, if you want to.

Oh go on, it's only a message, not like its a proposal.
The two of us