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My self-summary
I love relaxing at home and enjoying the simple things. I occasionally enjoy going to museums, parks, and zoos, and would love to date someone who enjoys the same.

Non-religious seeking same.

What I'm Attracted to:

Silly, sweet, cocky, smartasses.

I love nerds. If you like quantum physics, astronomy, useless facts, play Jeopardy!, and so on - awesome. Since I suck at math I'd really enjoy having someone that was good at math around.

I'm a big lover of horror movies so It's a HUGE plus if you like them too. The sillier the better.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to achieve happiness from moment to moment.

I'm a substitute mail carrier.
I’m really good at
Fine Details.

I'm good at making a joke out of anything and at making anything

Fixing things.

Helping random strangers in their time of need.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really short with really short hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Rather than have a big wall of text, I'm just going to touch on my favorites:

Books: Shakespeare, True Crime, Haunted, Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk, Nature Books

Movies I can watch over and over without getting tired of them:
Aliens, Pride and Prejudice, Blue Lagoon, Jurassic Park (Any of the franchise), The Thing, Die Hard, Mad Max, Lethal Weapon, etc...

Shows I cannot live without:
Walking Dead, Rick and Morty, Misfits, Preacher, Black Mirror, New Girl, Daily Show, @Midnight

The Clash, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Anything with Damon Albarn, Daft Punk, Cross Record, (too many left to list...)

Seafood, Mexican, Italian, Cheese, and so on.
Six things I could never do without
1. Crafting.
2. Air Conditioning - I'm constantly hot.
3. My cats.
4. My Family.
5. Peace/Calm - I can't stand a lot of loud annoying noises.
6. Something to do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mortality, life, the future, money, funny stuff, "what if"...

Here's some things I'd like to know the answer to:

"If a pharmacy catches fire what does it smell like? Is it toxic fumes?"

"If a texas long-horned cow loses one of its horns, does the cow end up with its head cocked to the side?"

"If my brain was like a hard drive how much space would be dedicated to just knowing where things are in my house?"

"Why is there not a single person I am compatible with in the same city as me?"
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. I work every Saturday so I don't get wild on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've lost over 50 pounds this year. It mostly due to a medication change so I feel like a total impostor when people ask me how I did it. I continue to lose weight without really trying.

I'm entirely too blunt. I'm a total gobshite.

I've spent more time playing WoW and Minecraft than anyone should. (No, I do not play WoW anymore.)

I'd rather talk than text.

Can't fucking stand Morrissey.

Cantaloupe is trash fruit: don't bring that shit into my house.

My Flickr page:

You should message me if
A few things:

You don't do drugs.

You didn't vote for Trump and you enjoy it when Nazis get punched.

You don't have kids.

You'll have to be okay with and non-allergic to cats. My cats and I are a package deal.
The two of us