42 Derby, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Well first of all I'm pretty harmless and I promise I won't send or say something totally inappropriate - not even a picture of me bare-chested wrestling a rabbit. (It was no ordinary rabbit in case you're wondering).

Jobwise - well I work for an environmental consultancy based in the East Midlands - can't believe it's my 10th year at the same place so I must like it!

I enjoy my time away from work - my 2014 resolution was to say 'yes' to everything so I'm going to try and keep that up this year! Travel wise - well I love it but then who doesn't?

As you might be able to tell from some of the photos I'm a fairly outdoors type but in no way obsessed by the latest advances in lightweight fleece technology. Ideally you'd also like good hikes and general frolicking in the countryside!

If it's important, I'm fully solvent and own everything that belongs to me....

I'm sadly talentless when it comes to playing anything or even singing. I wasn't even trusted to bang a tambourine at primary school.

Note there is a danger that I may soon do something rash like buy a property in South Africa with view to moving out there in a couple of years to run a micro-brewery.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to small music festivals and pretending I'm cool (I'm not).

Trying to get a date!
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
How amazingly wonderful I am, naturally.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - they're ok I suppose.

Movies - these are good.

Shows - meh.

Music - as long as Pans People can dance to it then I'll listen to it.

Food - most everything really. Except olives. They're nasty.
The six things I could never do without
-A good supportive pair of pants.
-Money with which to buy said pants.
-A connection to the internet to browse a variety of supportive pants.
-The diversity of supportive pant retailers.
-Nectar points received on every purchase of supportive pants.
-A large chest of drawers in which to store all my supportive pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
This is obviously a trick question. Asleep like every other night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You're Professor Alice Roberts or if you'd just like to!