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My self-summary
Up front: I'm already in serious relationships with two amazing men, so I currently don't have a lot of time for dating.

I went to school for 3d modeling, motion graphics, and general digital media stuff. Before that, I went to school to learn to make jewelry. Neither have proven to be as lucrative as I would like, thus my current job is as a daycare provider. While I often wish I had a less messy, less exhausting job, I kind of hate sitting at a desk all day and I've won the cool coworker lottery at my current day care, so I guess I'm satisfied enough.

I do a lot of things! Playing bari sax with Seattle band Chaotic Noise Marching Corps takes up a great deal of my time. I also like to volunteer at local circus and arts festivals/events. I have twice a week band rehearsals, once a week burner potluck, and a show or pub crawl or festival or whatnot most every weekend. I was describing my life to a friend and they said, "You're building community." It's true, that is what I am doing more than anything. I like people who like to do that as well.

Other miscellanea: I'm a night-owl, I drink a lot, and I'm fat. And I have tattoos and pink hair. And to my friends, I say "meow" instead of "hi" or "see you later." I like to read web comics and dress extravagantly when I go out. Sometimes I carry around a megaphone because I am pretty quiet (my voice is quiet, and I sometimes don't really say much. Also I like to threaten people with the megaphone's built-in siren). I am kind of terrible at most games and sports-y things, mainly because I do not care about winning.

I saw a t-shirt that reads, "Feminist Killjoy." I need that t-shirt.
What I’m doing with my life
Marching Band-ing, sewing giant squid body pillows, occasional freelance graphic design, trying to teach my new cat to not bite me.

I'm not good at keeping in contact with peoples on the internet. There. I said it. I won't trouble you with reasons or excuses, because the truth is that I just don't enjoy communicating over email, and I don't maintain any chat accounts outside of the dreaded Facebook.
I’m really good at
Crafts first and foremost, also volunteering and organizing people. Getting animals to like me. I am also AWESOME at avoiding stuff I should be doing. Procrastination. It's fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my hat, weird clothes, or hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't know if I can really really pick "favorites," but I will
give some examples that I like.

Current favorite thing ever: Welcome to Night Vale

Books/authors: The Invisibles, Neil Gaiman, Watchmen, Peter S. Beagle, H.P. Lovecraft, IT, Harry Fucking Potter, ElfQuest
(laugh all you want, ElfQuest is still rad!), Chuck Palahniuk,
China Mieville

Movies: Shortbus, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, How to Train Your
Dragon, I Heart Huckabees, Miyazaki films, some older Tim Burton films, Quentin Tarantino films. I also tend to watch TV series on DVD, such as TWIN PEAKS, Firefly, Venture Brothers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, and The Dukes of Hazzard

Music: Vagabond Opera, God's Favorite Beefcake, Jason Webley,
Circus Contraption, Amanda Palmer/Dresden Dolls, Zeppelin, BRMC, A Perfect Circle, The Bad Things, Vermillion Lies, local vaudeville type stuff

Food: Caprese, chocolate, chai, yellow curry, paneer naan, fresh fruit, grilled cheese
Six things I could never do without
Things that I miss the most when I don't have them:
Use of my hands, interesting friends, interesting nightlife, someone to sleep with, a pet, a pair of pliers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, the Oregon Country Fair, Burning Man, art I wish I was doing, how to accomplish my goals for the year.
On a typical Friday night I am
...doing something AWESOME (after taking a nap).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Occasionally I want something warm to eat on my lunch break, but I only have $3 + change, so I go buy a pizza slice from 7-Eleven even though I think it's gross. Embarrassing but true.
You should message me if
You want to play in a drunk marching band.
You are or wish you were circus trash.
You're not afraid to walk on the weird side of the street.
You make, do, or participate in something amazing.
You enjoy the twisted and macabre.
You are sex positive.

You should NOT message me if
You are currently in a monogamous relationship.
You can't be bothered to type out "you," and instead use "u."
You are very religious.
You take issue with alcohol or other substances.
You feel you can't connect with someone who already has a primary relationship.

As previously mentioned, I am not good at keeping up with people online. So please don't take it personally if I don't return your message!
The two of us