35San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I walk up hill to and from work and that's not a metaphor. And it's a job I moved here for from Philadelphia, a city that is fairly flat.
What I’m doing with my life
For the most part whatever the hell I want. I'm a doer.

Playing ice hockey, mountain biking, or snowboarding. And then evening drinking while listening to old jazz at the moment.

And trying to get back to Paris. If you have a French passport or love Paris too, you might as well just propose to me through OKC. I mean what's better than French fries in France?
I’m really good at
Making horribly inappropriate comments.

I can also cook a damn fine steak and make a perfect martini – no, it doesn't have vodka in it.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. They're up here ladies. I also have a crooked smile, which is more of a smirk. And one dimple. See above.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love just about any book thrown my way. Food is part of my job in PR and marketing (brands not restaurants but we work with chefs). So I get to eat a lot and well.

I played in bands and keep buying vinyl even though I pay for Spotify. Sometimes bands like Thee Oh Sees or Pavement pop on my Spotify radio stations and I'm like oh yeah, how could I forget about Pavement and text a friend in Vermont to try to convince him to move here to start a Pavement cover band that only plays Built to Spill songs. So, that's the music part.
Six things I could never do without
Snowboard and boots, mountain bike, bottle opener, music collection. That's five, the sixth is in rotation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether proper wine glasses are ever necessary.

Why it takes me so long to decide between black or brown shoes in the morning.

How much I love the idea of surfing. I surfed in Jersey as a kid. But this is Northern California so I'm paddling lightly.
On a typical Friday night I am
I have no idea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I once woke up with a temporary tattoo of the Phillie Phanatic on my forearm. Baller stuff I know. Yes, I'm a Phillies fan.

Also, I keep editing my profile. I can't stop myself.
You should message me if
You think I'm as awesome as I do, or just really have a great sense of humor and don't take things like online dating profiles too seriously.
The two of us