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My self-summary
... (Y) ...... Peace
... ( . .) .... Love
.. c(")(") .. Unity
....PLUR.... Respect...the bunny!

**If our match percentage is high, there is something amazingly wrong with you. Congratulations! /hug. Welcome! Make yourself comphy. **

Long story short- I pride myself on being "Easy".
I'm easy going (happy, raver, hippie), easy to get along with (stress free, child free, drama free), easy in general (hedonistic-kinky, poly) and easy to get to know (honest, open, rationalist).

I'm geeky, funny, affectionate, creative, spontaneous and all around quirky in the best ways. I talk to strangers. I am a magnet for amazingly odd people. My friends are cooler than's a fact. I'm an inside cat.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in travel. I make enough to not worry about bills and have fun without checking my balance first. Off the clock I enjoy:

Saying Yes! "Yes" makes life happen. Try it.
Hosting game nights.
Learning a useless hobby.
Laughing until something hurts.
Nodding to the beat.
Talking salad and booty chatter
I’m really good at
Rubecks cubes of all sizes
The Kendama
Slack lining
Dragon staff
Bop it....seriously I'm crazy good at Bop it.
Making people smile.
Tempting fate.
Designated Driving.
Florentine Flogging.
Collecting random useless facts.
Video games.
Finding the perfect song for any mood.
Being on time.
Role playing.
Dance Dance Revolution
Changing sheets.
Double coin knots.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very tall. Not freakishly, but close to it.
My language is poetically vulgar.
I'm not as scary up close...but that is what I want you to think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently addicted to buttsmithy, risk, bawdy story telling, and 99% invisiable.

Movies-Pixar♡, Stand up comedy. Scott Pilgrim vs the world,

-T.V- Westworld, Archer, How I met your Mother, Breaking Bad, game of thrones, Bobs burgers, House, son of zorn. Brooklyn 99.Arrested development, Heros, Sunny in Philly, South park, Tosh.0, Simpsons, Family guy, house, walking dead, Sherlock and Some anime


EDM (Glitch hop, Dubstep/Trap, electro swing/Drum and Bass, break beats) Epic Rap Battles of history. I also keep a few gigs of rap, RnB and Rock.
Six things I could never do without
I. My lovely submissive Brit. My cookie Monsta <3,matchsearch
II. My car- Akroma Angel of Wrath
III. My laptop Yuna
IV. Comedy
V. Sex/kink- being honest.
VI. Mother Fucking Science!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Compersion (The opposite of jealousy).
The next local burning man event.
My Amazon Wishlist.
How much It costs to rent a bouncy house.
How to attach El-wire to everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
((( If I'm not Working )))
Beasting it up on the dance floor.
Leveling an avatar on some game.
Netflix+snuggle+Walmart adventures!
Rope and Board games with my Tribe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dont not want kids. I am snipped by choice. No bebehs!

I think Flo from the insurance commercials is kinda hot.

I would do things illegal in Mexico to Felisha Day.

I own a Sybian, a Celebrator, a buffer and a Hitachi and I now how to use them.

I have no sense of direction.
You should message me if
You flipped a coin and it came up tails...come on....just try it. Temp fate. What's the worst that can happen?

You have a life changing book or comic for me to read.

You play Settlers of Catan.
If you always have wanted to fly
You want a partner in crime.
If you are looking for a poly, fun guy that treats you like a Rockstar.
The two of us