33 Pompano Beach, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
... (Y) ...... Peace
... ( . .) .... Love
.. c(")(") .. Unity
....PLUR.... Respect...the bunny!

**If our match percentage is high, there is something amazingly wrong with you. Congratulations! /hug. Welcome! Make yourself comphy. **

Long story short- I pride myself on being "easy".
I'm easy going (happy, raver, hippie), easy to get along with (stress free, child free, drama free), easy in general (hedonistic-kinky, poly) and easy to get to know (honest, open, rationalist).

I'm geeky, funny, affectionate, creative, spontaneous and all around quirky in the best ways. I talk to strangers. I am a magnet for amazingly odd people. My friends are cooler than's a fact.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm already established career wise. That's boring. That is what I do, not who I am. Off the clock I enjoy:

Saying Yes. "Yes" makes life happen. Try it.
Making art.
Laughing until something hurts.
Nodding to the beat.
Learning to breakdance.
I’m really good at
Rubik cubes.
Photo editing
Making people smile.
Building Decks.
Tempting fate.
Designated Driving.
Florentine flogging.
Collecting random useless facts.
Video games.
Finding music.
Being on time.
Role playing.
Changing sheets.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very tall. Not freakishly, but close to it.
My language is poetically vulgar.
I'm not as scary up close...but that is what I want you to think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read deep philosophical thought provoking fiction and trashy erotica. I'm always in the middle of some sex manual.

Ohh and lots of web comics. currently addicted to buttsmithy!

Movies-Anything Pixar, Stand up comedy. Scot Pilgrim vs the world,Anything Comic book related, Anything fun or fantasy related, (if we are being honest).

-T.V- Workaholics, Archer, How I met your Mother, Breaking Bad, Fenias and Ferb, Bobs byrgers, Teen titans, Arrested development, Heros, Sunny in Philly, South park, Tosh.0, Simpsons, Family guy, house, walking dead, @midnight and Some anime


I Am EDM (Glitch hop, Dubstep/Trap, electro swing/Drum and Bass, break beats) Epic Rap Battles of history. I also keep a few gigs of rap, RnB and Rock.
The six things I could never do without
I. My lovely submissive Mary. She is the tiny human I have my arm around in a bunch of my pictures.
II. My car- Akroma Angel of Wrath
III. My laptop Yuna
IV. Comedy
V. Sex/kink- being honest.
VI. Mother Fucking Science!!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Compersion (The opposite of jealousy)
The next local burning man event.
My Amazon Wishlist
How much It costs to rent a bouncy House
The lyrics to that one song...
What book should I take on next.
What toy should I buy next.
On a typical Friday night I am
((( If I'm not Working )))
Beasting it up on the dancefloor.
Leveling some avatar on some game.
Netflix+snuggle+walmart adventures!
Board games with my circle.
Tying people to things, tying people from things and tying people to other people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dont not want kids. I am snipped by choice. No bebehs!

I think Flo from the insurance commercials is kinda hot.

I would do things illegal in Mexico to Felisha Day.

I own a Sybian, a Celebrator and a Hitachi and I now how to use them.

I have no sense of direction.
You should message me if
Your coin came up tails...come on....just try it. Temp fate. What's the worst that can happen?

You have a life changing book or comic for me to read.

You play Settlers of Catan.
If you always have wanted to fly
You want a partner in crime.
If you are looking for a poly, fun guy that treats you like a Rockstar.