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My self-summary
I write sins not self summaries.

Hi, i'm Effy, or Lizzy.
- Living between London and Bournemouth.
- I've done some weird shit
- pierced
- stretched
- varying in hair colour
- I'm incredibly geeky.
- I own an Ocarina.
- I will make you cry with my mad Mario Kart skills.
- I sing all the time.
- I narrate my life through the medium of song. Often when i'm walking around Tesco's.
- I like your shoelaces.
- I quote everything.
- ...I'm also the kind of guy that laughs at a funeral...
What I’m doing with my life
Currently a second year psych student in Bournemouth :)
I’m really good at
Being competitive,
Maiming the competition when I'm losing,
Being a sore winner,
Making tea (despite not being an avid drinker myself),
Making references that no-one understands.
Having accidents.
The first things people usually notice about me
-That I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
- That I apparently look like Alex Vause from Orange Is The New Black.
- My hair is ridiculously long.
- I'm not impressed by very much. Unless its shiny or do-hicky. always love the do-hickies.
- I am justice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Doctor Who, Sleepy Hollow, The Walking Dead, Red Dwarf, Buffy, Big Bang, How I met your mother, Skins, Musketeers, New girl, Orange is the new black, Luther, Sherlock, Top gear, Answer Me This, dexter, Lip service, Star Trek...

Books: In the middle of reading two psychology books. And 3 other regular books. Walking dead comics. Sometimes I enjoy reading manga.
Cell by stephen King is my all time favourite.

Music: Anything, I listen to anything from the 60's onwards - introduce me to something!
Favourite song of the moment: Afraid by The Neighbourhood

Movies: If its Zombie, i'll love it. If it's funny, I might like it. If it's romantic, I'll reguard it with polite interest. If it's a biopic, I probably won't be interested.

Food: Is this even a question? I like food. All food is my favourite. Except Tomatoes and parsnips - F*ck you Tomatoes and Parsnips.
Six things I could never do without
A lighter
3 cigarettes
And a book
And the steam sales
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- What tattoo I'm going to get.
- What my life would be like if my genes were in an aesthetically pleasing order.
- I'm still stunned by dead rising 3.
- The fuck even is an rss feed?
- That Kris Kross was right, he can make me jump.
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not out with friends, I'm probably watching telly or building elaborate forts to watch old episodes of friends in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's been nearly 14 years and I still haven't found a party like an s club party.

I'm not allowed to play with the guide dogs at work anymore, I keep untraining them in less than 20 minutes...
I once kicked my potential boss in the face on a job interview not once, but twice.

I spend far too much time in the retro club. Fucking love me some cheesy music.

Scottish accents are sexy as fuck.
You should message me if
I'm not trying to impress you or nothing, but i can cook bacon.

If I checked out your profile and didn't message you. I chicken out all the time.

Also, you should definitely message me if you just lost the game (70% of the time, it works all the time)

You can teach me how to skateboard.

You want to be my new texting buddy.

Achievement unlocked: 5 minutes of your life you won't get back.
The two of us