32Edinburgh, United Kingdom
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My self-summary

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Just your usual local pervert, this Nancy is looking for a Sid and just party friends really..

I guess I should put something a bit more substantial, otherwise I'll attract all the freaks, and not the good kind.

I've got a degree in Electronic Art and a post grad cert in Expressive Therapy, which have done absolutely nothing for my career prospects.

I've always worked in the music/entertainment industry. 'Entertainment' is not code for stripper or prostitute.

I own a ridiculously priced/sized camera which should be put to better use than the current array of selfies.

I ride a bike, with a basket and I'm not ashamed.

I'm of the Antipodean variety and have been living in Edinburgh for just over 3 years now. I'm not your 'mate' and I don't respond to 'sheila', but I do fancy a casual 'strewth'.

I may not look it, but I work out 5 days a week, I enjoy doing burpees, I'm damn good at push ups and I like to walk around saying "would you like two tickets to my gun show?", whilst kissing my biceps. I love running charity events and I'm an annual Survival of the Fittest participant.

I have a sick and perverted sense of.. well I was going to say humour, but I guess that could be for everything. Nothing phases me, I will always try something at least 3 times, I'm stubborn, often obnoxious, love a good challenge, competitive, funny and pretty damn amazing.

Hard limits: Scat, huggling, anyone shorter than me & nice guys.

Hackers is the greatest film ever and I like to quote it on a daily basis.

What I’m doing with my life
Working at the banana stand. All the money is in the banana stand.
I’m really good at
Being amazingly good
The first things people usually notice about me
See 'I'm really good at'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Girls, Entourage, Bob's Burgers, Spaced, Monkey Dust, Arrested Development, East Bound and Down, Green Wing, Weeds, Jam.

Sonic Youth, 65 Days of Static, My Bloody Valentine, And They Will Know Us By The Trail of the Dead, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Black Angels, The Warlocks, Shellac, The Jesus Lizard, Unwound, Polvo, Q and not U, Fugazi, Mono, Atari Teenage Riot, Nick Cave, Helmet, Sonic Youth, 65 Days of Static, Portishead, Tricky, 80's goth/new romantic, Psychobilly/Rockabilly, Johnny Cash.

Music Genres:
sychedelic : new romantic : Psychobilly : trip hop : dub : jungle : hardtek : drum and bass : industrial.

Machete, Crank, Big Lebowski, Hackers, Old Boy, Ichi the Killer, Grindhouse films, Shortbus, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Little Miss Sunshine, The Edukators. Too many to post!! Mainly indie/arty/foreign and action
Six things I could never do without
Sex, Smart People, Music, Porn, Chicken and Hackers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
See 'The six things I could never do without'
On a typical Friday night I am
Wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex boyfriend who died.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have lots of private things that I don't mind admitting.
You should message me if
You're open minded, kinky, can differentiate between 'your' and 'you're', can make me laugh and hang out and have a good time.
The two of us