29 Kenner, United States
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My self-summary
So attempting to summarize myself is a bit complicated but I will attempt the impossible...curly-haired, curvy, outgoing, funny, great cook, bookworm, nerdy latina. Well, that wasn't too hard.

Work keeps me pretty busy, so easy to say my social life is a bit non-existent, meeting new people would be nice. I'd like to find someone I can hang out with, get to know, see what path it takes, have adventures, discover new things and places.

I enjoy going out and exploring new areas but I'm just as happy relaxing in the couch with some good movies. I'm a huge movie buff, enjoy exploring the city, pub quizzes with friends, a schmorgasbord of activities. I'm a huge New England Patriots and Boston Red Sox fan, I did relocate from Boston. I'm originally from Miami, FL though.

These days I find people beat around the bush and aren't upfront...I'm not that type of person. I'm honest, upfront, not looking for drama or confusion or games. I'd like to meet someone who is interested in getting to know me and all that I have to offer.

Feel free to message me, great way to get to know me. I'm on Instagram, eslananalinda, where the majority of pics are...my two dogs. :-)
What I’m doing with my life
I work for an import and distribution company.
I’m really good at
Not burning food when baking.
Stopping myself from kidnapping every adorable dog I encounter.
Making some of the best chicken alfredo.
Movie trivia, TV trivia, pop culture trivia...trivia in general.
Whispering Spanish nonsense in your ear while you follow up with "please translate that." :-p
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm always smiling, I have a happy, bubbly disposition. And my curly hair...seriously, I get asked all the time if it's real. Yes, it is real.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The last thing I read was "Pride, Prejudice and Zombies". I like Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Anne Rice, George RR Martin, historical biographies, fiction, anything to do with history, horror novels.

Shows: Portlandia, House of Cards, Orange Is the New Black, Doctor Who, Sherlock, American Horror Story, Sailor Moon, Silicon Valley, Boardwalk Empire, Veep, Broad City, True Blood (RIP), Game of Thrones, The Leftovers, Girls, Scrubs and Mythbusters.

Music: From Shakira to Rammstein, Daft Punk to KPop, Diplo to classical, I listen to it all.

Movies: Pride and Prejudice (2005 Joe Wright version), Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Frank, Indiana Jones Trilogy ( favorite movie of all time is Raiders of the Lost Ark), The Shining, MCU, any movies from Wes Anderson, Sophia Coppola, David Cronenberg and David Fincher. Honestly there's too many movies to name.
The six things I could never do without
The little voice in my head telling me to keep out of trouble.
My dogs
New England Patriots/Boston Red Sox
My asthma inhaler
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to better my life and that of my family. What my dogs would sound like if they could talk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Headed home for the beginning of a relaxing weekend sprinkled with some errands. Maybe hang with friends, some alone time, spoiling my dogs with trips to the park and sometimes sleeping in late due to the fact I stayed up the night prior with Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't think of anything private to share. So I will allow one private question to be asked if you can figure out my favorite actor.
It's the last name of the actor in my favorite movie (mentioned in this profile) and also a name of a car company.
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