There are three things you need to know about me:
1. I am a big girl
2. I am looking for someone in the Pittsburgh area
3. I am NOT looking for a random hook-up
That being said, here are some random things about me:
I am originally from the NYC area, grew up in NJ.
My favorite color is red.
Sometimes, I like to spell it colour b/c it makes me feel European.
I also cross my 7's.
I love all kinds of music, including Broadway/show tunes and classical.
My favorite band is the Dead.
I have 2 cats.
I am a Naturalistic Pantheist - go look it up.
I've been a hippie, a biker, the out-of-control party girl, the straight “A” student. These days, I'm just me.
I didn't go to college until I was 30.
I have two degrees - AAS in Veterinary Technology, BA in Anthropology.
I am not currently using either one as my profession.
I've done every drug under the sun, but am down to pot, alcohol, and acid when I can.
I LOVE taking acid, when I can.
I am fanatical about grammar.
I will always choose chocolate over vanilla.
I like to count things, especially stairs.
I consider myself smarter than most of the people I meet.
I sing and play bass and still want to be a rock star when I grow up.
I love live music but haven't seen any concerts in a long time.
I saw the Dead 27 times between '87 and '95.
I think global warming is inevitable from an evolutionary aspect.
I can still roller skate pretty damned well.
I watch the Simpsons, Family Guy and South Park like its religion.
I enjoy reading forensic thrillers.
I never cared about football until I moved to Pittsburgh, now I love it.
I like to tie-dye.
I grew up riding horses and caring for ALL kinds of animals.
My Mom is dead, my Dad still alive.
I have no brothers or sisters.
I was raised by my grandparents; any good in me comes from them.
I won't write with a blue pen and don't let anyone else use mine.
I spent 4 years in marching band - color guard with a flag :)
I drink rum, sprite and orange juice/cranberry juice/random kool-aid from my fridge.
I smoke cigarettes, mostly in the car or at work. When I'm home, I'm smoking pot.
I'm smoking pot right now.
I have 11 tattoos.
I think I look pretty fucking good for my age, which is 42.
I am the answer to life, the universe and everything...
I am an eclectic mix of cultures and religions. I have never felt like I belong in the time or place I am living, but am making the best of it ;) I'm a dreamer with big ambitions and ideas.
At my core is music, my oldest friend and fiercest foe. I sing and play some bass - can often be found jamming out in a local park when the weather is nice. I am a classically trained vocalist and experience an out-of-body experience when I sing.
I have 11 tattoos and consider myself an art collector. It's really the only thing that you can spend money on that you will take to your grave.
I am Intelligent, Witty, and Cynical
Planning for the 2012 Apocolypse! If something doesn't happen, I'm gonna be SO pissed! I really relish the idea of the demise of civilization - I have been reading the Anarchist's Cookbook since high school ;) Now that I live in Pittsburgh, I am expecting zombies as well.
When I sing, people stop what they are doing and pay attention. It's true. Come meet me out for open mic or karaoke some night ;)
I have a way of putting people at ease, friends and strangers alike. Having a background in Anthropology has only enhanced this ability.
I am also the Cat Whisperer.
If people didn't run away, they would probably notice one of two things first - my eyes and/or my tits, both are big and beautiful. It really depends on who you ask...
The Anarchist's Cookbook
Cat's Cadle/Slaughterhouse Five
Johnny Got His Gun
On The Road
Charriot of the Gods
Ape and the Sushi Master
Why We Get Sick: The New Sience of Darwinian Medicine
The Hot Zone
Man & Microbes
The Naked Ape
Movies are many as well:
Easy Rider, Hair, Blues Borthers, Heavy Metal, Star Trek, Star Wars, Blade Runner, Logan's Run, Mad Max series, Braveheart, Indiana Jones series, Matrix-s, LOTR, Monty Pythons, Puppet Master series, Rocky Horror, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Corpse Bride, Jacob's Ladder, Dark City, Anything sci-fi or with vampires, Old-school horror
Musicals: The Commitments, Cabaret, Fame, Chicago, Evita, Amadaeus, O Brother Where Art Thou, ALL the Muppet Movies, Camelot, New York, New York, Little Shop, Fiddler, Applause, Wonderful Town, HMS Pinnafore, Pirates of Penzance, The Mikado
Music, where to begin... I love the Grateful Dead, which encompasses many styles of music. I basically like everything, some things more than others. My musical tastes vary - jam bands, blues/R&B, bluegrass, rock, cheesy 80's tunes, rockabilly, punk, ska, folk, country, southern rock, 50's n Doo-Wop, Broadway, classical choir/symphony
If you don't get the reference there, maybe you should stop reading ;)
I usually consider the pro's and con's of a situation and attempt to make rational descisions, based on reason and logic. It doesn't always work, but it makes me feel like I tried my best. Life still has a way of blindsiding me with new circumstances that I could never have even conceived before. I roll with the punches and try to learn along the way.
Oh wait, was I supposed to lie here? Let me try that again...
Every Friday, I sing all night in a trendy jazz club downtown where it is standing room only. After my set, I attend high end after-parties until dawn, breaking hearts along the way.
Please do not be horrified by smoking, drinking or a rubenesque woman.
Definitely message me if you're the kind of guy who knows where his towel is at.