36Napa, United States
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My self-summary
I was a pro rock climber at the x-games in 1998 under an assumed name.

I was also "technically" a pro soccer player for a few years around the same time.

I can bare knuckle box an 8ft grizzly bear, shake paws and buy it a brew afterward.

In high school I discovered a new mathematical formula that is now published in school books.

I was a stage manager for 10 years. I got to work with emmy award winning journalists, celebrities and politicians.

SIDE NOTE: I don't care much for politics

I am a project manager for a production crew. I design and manage events such as celebrity weddings and birthdays to big corporate events and concerts. I love my job, I am very happy to be doing what I am doing. I get to travel all over and be a part of some really killer shows that entertain a lot of people.

I am very much into the late 50's style, music, movies, cars, tattoos. I don't have any ink myself because I've always wanted to be a stuntman and told myself I wouldn't get any ink until after I've canon rolled at least one car.

I am responsible and dedicated to my job which often takes up 12 hours of the day,so it is hard to get out as much as I should to meet new people. So, I am trying this site to see if it will help.

Over all I feel if you can't sit back relax and laugh at yourself sometimes then what's it all worth. I love life and want to find some one to share the adventure with.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at the profession that picked me and loving it.

I use to say "If you are not doing anything with your life, you might as well waste it because at least that is something." I don't live by that mantra but, if it makes you happy then that is what its all about.
I’m really good at
-My job.
-Planning bank heists.
-Hunting goat suckers.
-Rustling cattle.
-I can draw anything.
-Popping wheelies.
-Painting with my fingers.
-Serenading damsels on my six string.
-Just picked up the Ukulele .... hoping to be good soon.
The first things people usually notice about me
People always think they know me from somewhere. That never fails. Even if I have never seen them before they will swear they know me. I am told often that I look either like fat Elvis or Trey Parker.I think it's the hair. You can be the judge I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read and really love the movies.
Books- Robert E. Howard, Edgar Burroughs, Jules Verne, Orsen Scott Card, etc
Moveis- Anything good, i love movies in general. Horror movies big and small. Big Trouble in Little China is one of the best.
Food- I'd have to say I like to grill for myself.
Music- Blues, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, hair bands, etc.
Right now I have Imelda May and Hillbilly Moon Explosion on the top of my playlists.
Six things I could never do without
-Playing cards.
-Awkward situations.
-Water wings
-My six string.
-Spurs. I'm not a cowboy , they just make a cool noise when you saunter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have blown my own mind thinking about relativity, space, time , that sort of thing. It can be a dangerous thing... thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing I do every Friday night... try to take over the world!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I have an OK Cupid profile....
You should message me if
If you took the time to read all of this, had fun doing so and want to know if it's all entirely true, which it is. If you're tough. If you are a "lady" , but only when the lights are on. If you are a grown up, but not grown up. If you think you can keep up.

Oh , I am actually a really nice guy and not arrogant at all but, if you can't find the humor behind this page then you wouldn't like me in person either.
The two of us