I'm pretty awesome, so you'd think someone as handsome, charming, and charismatic as me should have no trouble finding a date, wouldn't you? Well oddly enough, I'm on this site simply due to a busy work schedule and the fact that I'm getting really tired of the bar and club scene/hook-up of the week. As for me, I'm a professional male that spends his days working in a warehouse and (used to spend) his free time DJing nightclubs, painting, recording/producing music, taking pictures, and occasionally working as an actor. Get to know me, I'm interesting and stuff. If I had to use keywords to describe me (and I'm surprised the site doesn't have this as a feature any longer), I'd list creative, extroverted, and passionate.
The tattoos, if they're in fact visible on that day.
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?
The Walking Dead
World War Z
Philip K. Dick
I Drink For a Reason
Lords of Chaos
Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
X-Men Comics (Classic run)
Breakfast of Champions
John Carpenter's The Thing
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Return of The Living Dead
The V/H/S series of films
Beyond the Black Rainbow
John Dies at the End
Man On The Moon
Deadpool (If you only know the movie there's another world I can show you)
Gangs of New York
Most Hitchcock films
Black Books (I'm actually worried about turning into the titular character someday, lol)
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
The Eric Andre Show
Comedy Bang Bang
The Walking Dead
Rick and Morty
Man Seeking Woman
The Young Ones
The IT Crowd
Better Call Saul
Mystery Science Theatre 3000
Mr. Show with Bob and David
Bored to Death
Old School Punk
Nausea, The Exploited, Terrorfakt, Pink Floyd, Caustic, The Misfits, Sepultura, Fear Factory, Hank III, Tool, The Germs, Pneumatic Detach, Dethklok, Still Life Decay, Warsaw/Joy Division, Manufactura, MDC, Miles Davis, Elvis Costello, Bad Brains, Sunn 0))), The Damned, White Zombie, Minor Threat, Crass, Motörhead, Tom Waits, Social Distortion, Subhumans, Napalm Death, Public Enemy, Nick Lowe, Ministry, Faith No More, Prince, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Depeche Mode, Skinny Puppy, Fugazi, Black Sabbath, Echoes and Shadows, Extreme Noise Terror, Afrika Bambaataa, PIL, Type O Negative, Carcass, The KLF, Sun Ra, Godflesh, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Reagan Youth, Mr. Bungle, Frank Zappa, Kyuss, Cop Shoot Cop, Fear, Black Flag, Bad Religion, Can, The Undead, Fields of the Nephilim, GWAR, Bile, Killing Joke, Michale Graves, The Dead Boys, Throbbing Gristle, Scorn, Neurosis.
There's a lot more than this that I listen to, it varies based on my state of mind.
I've been a vegetarian close to 2 decades now, and it's not for moral or political, but for health reasons, so take that for what it is. If anything, I've gained the ability to get really creative in the kitchen when it comes to making vegetarian/vegan meals.
EDIT: I started eating fish again about a year ago, but only once in a while.
The Smartest Man in the World, Spontaneation, The NoSleep Podcast, WTF with Marc Maron, The Last Podcast on the Left
Artists: H.R. Giger, Vincent Van Gogh, Paul Booth, Brandon Bird, Jean-Michel Basquiat.
Comedians: George Carlin, Paul Mooney, Greg Proops, Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, David Cross, Richard Pryor, Lewis Black, Trevor Moore, Paul F. Tompkins, Jim Jeffries, Dylan Moran, Ade Edmondson, Rik Mayall, Bill Bailey.
You're in good health both physically and mentally.
You have one head. I see too many girls on here that have 2 or more.
The words "Sports", "Yankees", "Giants", and/or "Rangers" don't appear in succession in your profile.
You're not a gym rat, real, fake, or otherwise. It's one thing to stay in shape, it's another to humblebrag.
You're open-minded, expressive, and/or creative.
You're familiar with any of the artists, films, or books I've listed in my favorites.
You can see past my rough exterior to the honest, charming, quick witted gentleman that lies beneath.
You have no problem with going out for drinks and dinner and dancing one night, then staying in, ordering take-away (or better, maybe I'll cook), and watching movies another.
You're not looking for a guy that's never going to call or make excuses as to why he can't see you.
You need a distraction from fake people.
And most importantly, IF I MESSAGE YOU FIRST. Even if you're not interested, just let me know instead of making me wait around for a reply.