25Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
My girlfriend and I are looking to bring a third into the mix, but we're also lazy, so we just used our old okc profiles. According to what I've read on other people's profiles, I suppose the closest blanket term you could refer to us with would be "polyamorous". Feel free to correct me on that, I might be 24 and fresh out of school, but I'm a bit of an old man when it comes to keeping up with the terminology. She's the objectively cuter one, but I'm way more charming, so it evens out. This wouldn't have to be purely sexual from the jump, we could hang out and get to know each other first. We're both relatively new to the city and could use a few friends anyway. Wanna do the sexy stuff? Date both of us? Just hang out and drink or smoke or whatever it is that you do? Feel to message me and we'll take it from there
What I’m doing with my life
Recently acquired my BS in Psychology and moved to Chicago from south Florida, unsure whether to keep going with that and be one of them postgraduate perpetual academic types or to follow my fruity little artist heart and pursue writing and standup comedy. Sort of in limbo at the moment
I’m really good at
writing, music, most things in general
The first things people usually notice about me
blue eyes and deep voice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: anything by authors like Irvine Welsh, William S. Burroughs, Chuck Palahniuk, Brett Easton Ellis, or Hunter S. Thompson

Movies: two favorites are Trainspotting and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Pretty broad taste overall but comedies and horror movies are my favorite

Shows: Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Chappelle's Show, Arrested Development, South Park, Portlandia, Tim and Eric, Seinfeld, shit like that

Music: mostly rap and heavy shit with breakdowns. There's not a single genre that I don't listen to/can't find in enjoyment in though, I'm not judgmental or snobby at all when it comes to music

Food: I treat my body like a dumpster because I'm a hedonist. Stuff my holes pls
Six things I could never do without
friends, books, music, cigarettes, alcohol, cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I want to do with my life, things that work me up into a rage, girls with nice butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or drinking, often both
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not private about anything because shame is for communists, ask away
You should message me if
you feel like it

you have a big nose or gap teeth. I like that shit for some reason
The two of us