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My self-summary
Do I contradict myself?
Very well, I contradict myself.
I am large; I contain multitudes.


I certainly look at Match % but some of the best relationships I have had were with people who I was very different from.

I think 'liking each other' is probably the most important factor in a relationship and figuring that out requires meeting in person
What I’m doing with my life
I've been self-employed for the last 5 years but I've been applying for positions lately; I want to have vacation days, benfits and a steady check.

I've realized that I need some hobbies, have any suggestions?
I’m really good at
Laughing at things in movies that no one else finds funny.


Over-analyzing things, skiing and snowboarding, starting campfires, swimming, Spades, Euchre.

I'd like to think sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dog, Lucy.

I take her almost everywhere and often work on her training when out and about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like things that make me think, wonder or see things in a new light.

Some books I enjoyed:
"Life As We Do Not Know It" (non-fiction about life: what it is, what it needs, where else it might exist in the solar system)

"A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again" (essays by David Foster Wallace).

My favorite author might be J.D. Salinger

As for movies, you can't really go wrong with anything by Quentin Tarantino, also a big fan of David Fincher, David Lynch, Stanley Kubrick.

TV: Discovery, Nat. Geo, and History. I enjoy Seinfeld and Robot Chicken. Will anything ever come close to Breaking Bad?

Music: The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Beck, DangerMouse/Gnarls Barkely, Sublime, The Cramps, Skinny Puppy, Immortal Technique, Tech N9ne

As for food, I am an omnivore but logically, philosophically, and morally would like to move closer to vegetarian.
Six things I could never do without
The Scientific Method
The Arts
Modern Medicine
Fast Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to find a healthy, sustainable balance of love, lust, stability, kink and partnership.

Whether I might be happier if I just moved to some liberal, socialist, European country and never came back.

How to best get the things I want (and what those 'things' are).
On a typical Friday night I am
"The same thing we do every night Pinky: try to take over the world."
You should message me if
Your profile is reasonably accurate.

You're a sub; I prefer to be dominant in the bedroom. I'm not super kinky but I'm not vanilla either...Sex isn't everything but it goes a long way.
The two of us