31Pittsburgh, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
I design board games in my spare time. I don't know why, but I love it. I haven't finished any yet, but I have a few that are close.
I also do karaoke and standup comedy occasionally.
I’m really good at
"Anything in life worth doing, is worth doing right." -Hunter S. Thompson

I'm great at finding better or easier ways of doing things. I've found that my coworkers don't appreciate this skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
Bald. And I rock it like a motherfucking boss.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anything with an epic storyline, mindfucks, and anything that makes you think. Also, sci fi, comedy, and animation.

I like most food except mushrooms, liver, peppers, olives, pineapple, and sauer kraut. I love Italian food though, especially lasagna.
Six things I could never do without
I'm a minimalist. I could lose everything and I'd be fine. As long as I still have my mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Politics, philosophy, art, math, science, the future, my games, and what I will sing at karaoke.

Also jokes that are only funny because they are so bad. And jokes that are only funny to me. And un-jokes.

Also, the Fermi paradox.

Also, why women say they enjoy intelligent conversation and then don't respond when I ask them about the Fermi Paradox. That shit is intriguing.
On a typical Friday night I am
higher than eagle nuts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrible at starting conversations, and I hate talking on the phone. It's my least favorite thing to do.
You should message me if
You're good company. You enjoy board games, comedy, and/or karaoke. You're pro-cannabis. All of these are acceptable reasons.

Also, feel free to just say hi. I'm a bit of an introvert when it comes to new people. I'm terrible at starting conversations, but excellent at making them meaningful.
The two of us