I'm on here looking for friends. Especially gaming buddies. Not interested in dating.
I'm a huge freakin' nerd. I play D&D, Magic: The Gathering, World of Warcraft, and uhh.. I LARP (Malkavian FTW!), am a total Trekkie, and science gives me a hard-on. >,<. Don't judge me!
I have had 21 piercings (14 in currently) and I have 3 tatts. Always looking for more of both. If you have either/or, you will TOTALLY pique my interest.
I'm a gamer girl. I have a PS2 (RIP, good friend), PS3, and Nintendo DSi. I like console games, but I'm mostly a PC gamer.
I've been Goth since high school. Deal with it.
I feel dirty when I don't use proper grammar. tryin 2 tipe lyk dis gives me a headache. Ouch. I hurt already.
I like to say I'm very proficient with spelling. It's always been my greatest attribute. I can spell Fahrenheit without looking it up!
I'm for ninjas, not pirates. Although pirates are kinda cool. Ninjas are better.
I go to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Used to go every freakin' Friday back home. Every once in a while now. Guess what? I made cast! I represent the Sword of Damocles, Wichita's Rocky shadowcast! I play Columbia and Trixie. I'm excited!
I have disgustingly ungodly obsessions with Harry Potter and Hello Kitty.
I'm tiny. I fit in to most overhead storage compartments.
Did I mention I'm awesome? Cause I totally am. My dad is more awesome than me, though. Balls.
I sing songs about dinosaurs and kicking my cat in the dick.
My special super power is being able to quote Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax in contextual settings.
I am addicted to texting. I live for it. I don't really like talking on the phone (only to certain people), so I try to avoid it as much as possible. I actually have a bit of phone anxiety. I've puked out of sheer fear before. I get AIM/MSN/Yahoo on my phone, so I utilize those options, as well.
Something very important to know about me is that I have Asperger's Syndrome. As a result of this, routines rule my life. If I break them, I'm off my game. I don't like being forced to, either. I have a hard time dealing with this. If you can deal with me checking the time constantly, having to press the crosswalk button (even if there are no cars around), and going certain ways to get somewhere (no matter how convoluted they are), then we'll get along just fine.
My Netflix Instant Queue has 173 things in it. U mad, bro?
My profile says I have a kid, which biologically is correct. She lives in California and I have no parental rights whatsoever. I only see her once a year, so I won't make you be a "baby daddy" or anything like that.
I don't drive. Never had the need to until now, but I'm too scared of driving to get my license.
I use commas a lot, don't I?
Movies: Requiem for my Dream is my all-time favorite. Just watched Inception and had the most mind blowing experience ever. Independent drug films as a whole sub-genre of movies are my favorite. I also watch a lot of documentaries on Netflix, mostly about LGBT topics. I enjoy horror, coming-of-age, smart comedies, war films (Saving Private Ryan is my favorite), dramas that make you think, sci-fi/fantasy. I love sharing movies. Got any good ideas? Show me yours, I'll show you mine. (read: NOT DIRTY)
TV shows: All time hands down balls-to-the-wall favorite is Mystery Science Theater 3000. If you don't know what it is, you can kindly fuck right off. Unless you are willing to sit down with me, let me teach you the ways of Gizmonics Institute, and are ready for DEEP HURTING! Other shows I like are It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Desperate Housewives, Trailer Park Boys (Yay Canada! ::maple leaf powers INITIATE::), Forensice Files, NCIS, Breaking Bad, Clone High, Red Dwarf, and my two god-awful "guilty pleasures". Read below to find out what they are. Also, I love anime, as my right arm will tell you. My favorite is Read or Die. I also really enjoy GTO (Great Teacher Onizuka), Deathnote, Naruto, Chobits, Trigun, Sailor Moon (who doesn't?), and Elfen Lied. Always down for more anime. And then I will infest your eyes and serve you a huge dish of whatthefuckwhyareyoumakingmewatchthisyouhavenosoul with Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon.
Music: I like everything really. I'm sure my iPod, in its idle time, ponders whether or not I'm drunk when I put certain music on it. For example: industrial, some pop, TRANCE HOLY SHITBALLS, crap you hear on the radio, *some* R&B (but not much), shit like The Postal Service (don't know what genre that is, if there is one). Some bands I like are Muse, Passion Pit, Infected Mushroom, Postal Service, old school Green Day, 311, My Chemical Romance, The Eurythmics, Lady Gaga, Astral Projection, Pendulum, Psyclon 9, The Crystal Method, The Who, Marilyn Manson, Blondie, Daft Punk, Rhapsody (On Fire), Brujeria, Michael Jackson, Gorillaz, OINGO BOINGO (!), The Clash, Felix da Housecat, The Talking Heads, Imogen Heap (I fucking love her), Massive Attack, Mindless Self Indulgence, Styx, and Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine to name a few. I just got back into J-Rock and J-Pop. My favorite bands from that genre are Pizzicato Five, Wyse, Flow, Orange Range, and Thee Michelle Gun Elephant. Wrock, or "wizard rock", is also something I enjoy that is relatively unknown, but spanktastic. The bands I've listened to and loved are Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys, and The Parselmouths. I'm WAY too obsessed with Harry Potter. For an introduction to Wrock, I recommend "Love Song for Professor Lupin" by The Parselmouths. It was my first song as well.
Food: My favorite food is fettucini alfredo mixed with seafood (shrimp, primarily) or chicken. Yum. Insta-boner. I also really love Italian, Chinese, and some Thai. Sushi gives me insta-boner. I love me some eel and inari rolls. Again, insta--boner.
2) My routines.
4) My phone.
6) An imagination.
Also, I sleep with a stuffed dinosaur every night.
And now for my guilty pleasures: "Toddlers & Tiaras" and fucking "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo".
You know what MST3K is.
You cried when Artax died.
You want to drink me under the table.
You like karaoke.
You think Oxford commas are sexy, too.
You have Steam, Raptr, and/or Origin.