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My self-summary
Well then. You have stumbled on to this profile for some reason. I don't know if I should be thanking you or pitying you. Well, get ready. Why don't you take a seat right over there?

I'm a level 33 Half Elf put on planet Earth as a punishment. My crime? Dropping a Death Note on the planet Jupiter to see how Jupitarians would use it.

Scientology is a cult. I have come to the conclusion that I'm a "suppressive person" in their eyes because the official Twitter account blocked me. If your idea of a fun day is going to the Celebrity Center in Los Angeles and Gold Base in Hemet, then we'll get along just fine.

I got out of my last relationship early this year, and I'm ready to head back out in the Sea of Humaniods and date.

I'm a huge freakin' nerd. Like, embarassingly so. I play D&D, Magic: The Gathering, World of Warcraft off and on since 2004, I LARP as Malkavian, am a total Trekkie, and science makes me happier than a fat kid with a 4-tiered wedding cake.

I had a shit ton of piercings, and took them out a couple years ago. Thinking of redoing my nose, though. Hey, third time's a charm! I have 6 tattoos, and always looking for more. If you have either/or, you will TOTALLY pique my interest.

I'm a gamer who is looking to come out of retirement. My life got too busy to game, and now I have a lot of (unwanted) free time.

I've been Goth since high school. Always and forever will be the weird kid.

I feel dirty when I don't use proper grammar. tryin 2 tipe lyk dis gives me a headache. Ouch. I hurt already.

I like to say I'm very proficient with spelling. It's always been my greatest attribute. I can spell Fahrenheit without looking it up!

I'm for ninjas, not pirates. Although pirates are kinda cool. Ninjas are better.

I have a disgustingly ungodly obsession with Harry Potter.

I'm tiny. I fit in to most overhead storage compartments.

Did I mention I'm awesome? Cause I totally am.

I sing songs about dinosaurs and kicking cats in the dick.

My special super power is being able to quote Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax in contextual settings.

I hate talking on the phone, so messaging is the optimal way for contact.

Something very important to know about me is that I have Asperger's Syndrome. As a result of this, routines rule my life. If I break them, I'm off my game. I don't like being forced to, either. I have a hard time dealing with this. If you can deal with me checking the time constantly, having to press the crosswalk button (even if there are no cars around), and going certain ways to get somewhere (no matter how convoluted they are), then we'll get along just fine.

I don't drive. Never had the need to. Maybe one day. When automatons rule the world.

I use commas a lot, don't I?
What I’m doing with my life
I work from home as a freelancer. Sounds glorious, but it really isn't. My job just ended as of the 18th, so I have a lot of free time coming up.
I’m really good at
Being awkward and rambling. I also have this uncanny ability where I can identify actors/actresses in movies and tell you their name and what other things they've been in. It's a craft I've been honing a very long time. Praise IMdB!
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes or the length of my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Too many, but Still Life With Crows is my favorite. I'm currently reading AJ Lee's book, and a book on Scientology. I love anything really science-y. I like non-fiction that sparks interest in me. I have a shit ton of books thanks to working at Borders for 9 months. I absolutely adore the Harry Potter series. I love the whole culture.

Movies: Requiem for my Dream is my all-time favorite. Just watched Inception and had the most mind blowing experience ever. Independent drug films as a whole sub-genre of movies are my favorite. I also watch a lot of documentaries on Netflix, mostly about LGBT topics. I enjoy horror, coming-of-age, smart comedies, war films (Saving Private Ryan is my favorite), dramas that make you think, sci-fi/fantasy. I love sharing movies. Got any good ideas? Show me yours, I'll show you mine. (read: NOT DIRTY)

TV shows: All time hands down balls-to-the-wall favorite is Mystery Science Theater 3000. If you don't know what it is, you can kindly fuck right off. Unless you are willing to sit down with me, let me teach you the ways of Gizmonics Institute, and are ready for DEEP HURTING! Other shows I like are It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Desperate Housewives, Trailer Park Boys (Yay Canada! ::maple leaf powers INITIATE::), Forensic Files, AHS, Breaking Bad, Clone High, Red Dwarf, and my two god-awful "guilty pleasures". Read below to find out what they are. Also, I love anime, as my right arm will tell you. My favorite is Read or Die. I also really enjoy GTO (Great Teacher Onizuka), Death Note, Naruto, Chobits, Trigun, Sailor Moon (who doesn't?), and Elfen Lied. Always down for more anime. And then I will infest your eyes and serve you a huge dish of whatthefuckwhyareyoumakingmewatchthisyouhavenosoul with Bishojo Senshi Sailor Moon.

Music: I like everything really. I'm sure my iPod, in its idle time, ponders whether or not I fell off the wagon and started drinking again when I put certain music on it. For example: industrial, some pop, trancey D&B shit, crap you hear on the radio, *some* R&B (but not much), shit like The Postal Service (don't know what genre that is, if there is one). Some bands I like are Metallica, AC/DC, Muse, Passion Pit, mafukkin Katy Perry, Postal Service, old school Green Day, 311, My Chemical Romance, The Eurythmics, Lady Gaga, System of a Down, Pendulum, Psyclon 9, The Crystal Method, The Who, The Prodigy, The Queen, (err, I mean Queen), Marilyn Manson, Blondie, Daft Punk, Rhapsody (On Fire), Brujeria, Michael Jackson, Gorillaz, OINGO BOINGO (!), The Clash, Felix da Housecat, The Talking Heads, Imogen Heap (I fucking love her), Massive Attack, Mindless Self Indulgence, Styx, and Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine to name a few. I just got back into J-Rock and J-Pop. . Wrock, or "wizard rock", is also something I enjoy. For an introduction to Wrock, I recommend "Love Song for Professor Lupin" by The Parselmouths. It was my first song as well. See, I TOLD ya it was an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter!

Food: My favorite food is fettucini alfredo mixed with seafood (shrimp, primarily) or chicken. Yum. Insta-boner. I also really love Italian, Chinese, and some Thai. Sushi gives me insta-boner. I love me some eel and inari rolls. Again, insta-boner.
Six things I could never do without
1) Intelligence.
2) My routines.
3) Science.
4) My phone.
5) Coffee.
6) An imagination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why humans suck so damn much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing fuck all because I don't leave my house much. Or hanging out at Starbucks by myself. Gold card, bitchezzzzzzz.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Umm... Okay I got it... I am literally mentally ill. I have several disorders, take medications, and are a mess without them.

Also, I sleep with a stuffed lemur every night. That's her in the picture. She smells like sugar cookies.

And now for my guilty pleasures: "Toddlers & Tiaras" and fucking "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo".
You should message me if
You aren't put off by my hatred of humanity.
You know what MST3K is.
You cried when Artax died.
You hate-read about Scientology and have a thing for cults.
You like karaoke.
You think Oxford commas are sexy, too.
You have Steam, Raptr, and/or Origin.
The two of us