Lokitom
30 Raleigh, United States
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My self-summary
I have five basic moods:
What the shit, universe?
[something no one should laugh at] luuulz
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Existence is pain.
I'll be the nun, you be the choir girl.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting time marathoning superhero shows on netflix and staying up all night playing videogames as a vicarious solution until the inevitable machine uprising.
I’m really good at
Intimately understanding social norms due to a high social IQ and then rejecting all of them due to crushing philosophical nihilism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: nonfiction on bizarre topics most avoid like the plague. I have a library of all kinds of obscure topics.

Movies/shows: Office Space, Fight Club, Rules of Attraction, Party Monster, Star Wars, Flash, Daredevil, Arrow, Longmire, Burn Notice, Justified, Hell on Wheels, Star Trek: TNG/TOS, P&T Bullshit, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Always Sunny, Mr. Pickles, Rick and Morty, Venture Bros, Harvey Birdman.

Music: Things on the creepy, sexy, dark side. Same qualities I admire in people.

Food: tobacco, coffee, whiskey, rum, scotch.
The six things I could never do without
1) games, netflix, and other timesinks
2) rambling tirades
3) barefoot girls sporting strap-ons and/or firearms
4) cathartic dark humor and music
5) the severed head of a vanquished foe used as a goblet to toast victory
6) pitbulls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I used to spend a lot of time thinking about zoophilia, necrophilia, and BDSM, but I moved on when I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Disappointing my family and my future self, most likely.
You should message me if
Do you have an entirely inappropriate sense of humor? Do you dislike most things and people? Do you want a tipsy game night to try and forget the world you never asked to be born into? Do you need someone with whom to practice drills for the coming zombie apocalypse? Do you hate your life and want to die and wish to show me why and how with shoddy illustrations made in MSPaint? Throw me a message.
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