30 Raleigh, United States
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My self-summary
I am available in seven flavors:
Gamer geek.
What the shit? Seriously?
Iconoclastic heathen.
Physical training.
Dutiful prepper.
Ranting orator.
What I’m doing with my life
Marathoning superhero shows on netflix as a vicarious solution until I am needed during the inevitable machine uprising.
I’m really good at
Being the most humble person ever. Seriously. No one is more humble than me. I am the absolute best at humility.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: nonfiction on bizarre topics.

Movies/shows: Office Space, Fight Club, Star Wars, Flash, Daredevil, Arrow, SHIELD, Longmire, Burn Notice, Justified, Hell on Wheels, Star Trek: TNG, P&T Bullshit, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Always Sunny, Mr. Pickles, Rick and Morty, Venture Bros, Harvey Birdman.

Music: Things on the creepy, sexy, primitive, dark side. Same qualities I admire in people.

Food: whey powder, pipe tobacco, coffee.
The six things I could never do without
1) a barbell and cage
2) barefoot girls
3) martial arts, weapons
4) strapons
5) folk metal
6) an elaborate fantasy combining 1-5
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I used to spend a lot of time thinking about zoophilia, necrophilia, and BDSM, but I moved on when I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Shopping for deals on marmalade on groupon.
You should message me if
Want a game night?
Need someone with whom to practice drills for the coming zombie apocalypse?
Want a fitness coach and/or training partner?
Want to show me your life goals through shoddy illustrations you made in MS Paint?
Want to reminisce how the 90s was the best decade?
Discuss how the kids today are terrible?
Little bastards with their hippityhop crunchy dubz and "feels."
Always injecting the marijuanas.
Why aren't you all in school?
Get off my damn lawn!