What the shit? Seriously?
Movies/shows: Office Space, Fight Club, Star Wars, Flash, Daredevil, Arrow, SHIELD, Longmire, Burn Notice, Justified, Hell on Wheels, Star Trek: TNG, P&T Bullshit, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Always Sunny, Mr. Pickles, Rick and Morty, Venture Bros, Harvey Birdman.
Music: Things on the creepy, sexy, primitive, dark side. Same qualities I admire in people.
Food: whey powder, pipe tobacco, coffee.
2) barefoot girls
3) martial arts, weapons
5) folk metal
6) an elaborate fantasy combining 1-5
Need someone with whom to practice drills for the coming zombie apocalypse?
Want a fitness coach and/or training partner?
Want to show me your life goals through shoddy illustrations you made in MS Paint?
Want to reminisce how the 90s was the best decade?
Discuss how the kids today are terrible?
Little bastards with their hippityhop crunchy dubz and "feels."
Always injecting the marijuanas.
Why aren't you all in school?
Get off my damn lawn!