What the shit, universe?
[something no one should laugh at] luuulz
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Existence is pain.
I'll be the nun, you be the choir girl.
Movies/shows: Office Space, Fight Club, Rules of Attraction, Party Monster, Star Wars, Flash, Daredevil, Arrow, Longmire, Burn Notice, Justified, Hell on Wheels, Star Trek: TNG/TOS, P&T Bullshit, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Always Sunny, Mr. Pickles, Rick and Morty, Venture Bros, Harvey Birdman.
Music: Things on the creepy, sexy, dark side. Same qualities I admire in people.
Food: tobacco, coffee, whiskey, rum, scotch.
2) rambling tirades
3) barefoot girls sporting strap-ons and/or firearms
4) cathartic dark humor and music
5) the severed head of a vanquished foe used as a goblet to toast victory