I'm originally from the simple town of Southampton, famous for the Titanic, which sank, and Craig David - who also sank. I've lived in York and Leeds before making the move down to the Big Smoke.
Your photos page looks like a Thomas Cook brochure
You step on to a tube carriage and suddenly stop. Move down the aisles, you're blocking my way!
Your profile features the terms, "partner in crime", "chemistry" or "this is my last chance before I pull the trigger"