28London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I am a 28 year old male, in full time employment, with a full set of teeth and no names tattooed on my body. My mother says I'm a great catch. If you need any references I'll be sure to pass them along.


British and Maltese citizenship, so can keep you in the EU through marriage. Cash offers considered.
What I’m doing with my life
Urban planner and property expert… kinda like simcity but real life. When I'm not building cities, I'm collecting stamps in my passport, or playing hockey on frozen water.
I’m really good at
Finding the most strategic way to get across London on the tube.
Knowing the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
Growing chilli peppers in my living room.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love documentaries.
I am a highly skilled eater, I'm particularly good at eating Mexican and Indian food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How wasteful patio heaters are
How much I want a patio heater
If life is actually a video game from the future
You should message me if
you are funny, ambitious and happy, you like adventures, you enjoy taking romantic walks to the fridge.
The two of us