28London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I am a 28 year old male, in full time employment, with a full set of teeth and no names tattooed on my body.


British and Maltese citizenship, so can keep you in the EU through marriage. Cash offers considered.
What I’m doing with my life
Urban planner and property developer… kinda like simcity but real life. When I'm not building cities, I'm collecting stamps in my passport, or skating on frozen water.
I’m really good at
- finding the most strategic way to get across London on the tube
- knowing the capital of every country
- growing chilli peppers in my living room
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love documentaries.
I am a highly skilled eater, I'm particularly good at eating Mexican food and Indian food.
Six things I could never do without
sunshine, puppies, spotify, avocados, coffee, and interesting girls... like you
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How wasteful patio heaters are
How much I want a patio heater
If life is actually a video game from the future
You should message me if
you are funny, ambitious and happy, you like adventures, you enjoy taking romantic walks to the fridge.

Copious amounts of make up is a no no - I don't want my top to end up with more than your face!
The two of us