I start each morning by sipping a strong coffee, running ten times around the block, doing 500 push ups, and then karate chopping my neighbours wall. The wall is usually destroyed.
- knowing the capital of every country
- growing chilli peppers in my living room
I am a highly skilled eater, I'm particularly good at eating Mexican food and Indian food.
How much I want a patio heater
If life is actually a video game from the future