39 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I am terribly unfunny and people love it! I mainly just want to make people laugh and then, eventually, take their clothes off, and then, eventually, become friends or acquaintances or both.
What I’m doing with my life
I feel like I should feel like I am settling for less than I feel I am properly capable of both achieving and feeling. I don't really know how I feel about that: mainly because I feel as if I really do feel great about my life in general, in most areas. Alas, I feel that I lack a good vessel within which I can properly store the sometimes-overwhelming amount of affection that I feel for my fellow man/men. I also feel a lot of feelings, which can be a burden when I feel I haven't an outlet at hand or when I feel like that feeling is doing naught but negatively affecting my feelings. Do you feel me? If so, I feel like I may like you.
I’m really good at
Hair shirts and double entendre.
The first things people usually notice about me
Big guy. Glasses. Mustache. Wicked sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all kinds of books, suggest away! I've tackled Proust and Hugo...where should I climb next? Also, if you wanna chat about Lahiri, Coetzee, Roth, or Pynchon, please, let's.

Film! That exclamation point says it all. Bergman, Kurosawa, Tarkovsky, Eisenstein, Almodovar, Gomes, Audiard, etc. etc. and so forth.

I love live music and sitting around the record player. Join me, so few of my friends will partake.

Food is definitely a thing that exists. I'm not so great at making it, but I enjoy eating it. Join me.
The six things I could never do without
I need my phone and my wallet. Anything else is just extra. Oh yeah, a man would be nice.

-update- I lost my wallet. It wasn't really that bad!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about how busy I am, but how little I seem to do. I want to fill my time up with more dates, more friends, and more making out. Apply below.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. Would love to mix it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I. Need. A. Man. I'm not saying I'm desperate for some man-touch...I'm typing it.
You should message me if
You like talking, walking, running, climbing (just started!), or seeing films everyone else finds terribly dull. Walk in the cemetery with me, or lets sit on the front porch with a drink, or just sit in the grass eyeing passersby and each other surreptitiously.